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Sinful Sunday 338 – Batteries not included

Posted in Fetishwear, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on September 30, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

As much as I like the idea of Fluid as a Sinful Sunday prompt this week, I’m not going with the theme. Partly because I only spotted the proompt after I’d created this post, and partly because I’m not sure I want to win the prize. So I’m not entering the competition. Anyway …

Continuing my Sinful theme of not-a-dick-pic, I had a think about what sex is when a dick isn’t involved.
The obvious first answers are oral and masturbation. But then there’s phone sex, sexting, sex toys … well, you don’t need me to list all the ways to get your rocks off.
Then I thought about what gets my rocks off.
Which lead me to ask how could I combine some of those things in a single image … all without a dick.
The answer included three elements:

Sinful Sunday

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Innovation

Posted in Fetishwear, Sex toys with tags , , , on August 30, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Sex drives innovation.
A bold statement, perhaps, and possibly an urban myth, but it’s not uncommon to hear that without porn, the internet wouldn’t be half as technically advanced as it is. Certainly there is no shortage of people trying to reinvent sex toys and over the last few years, increasingly easy access to 3d scanners and printers has seen the rise of companies like MakerLove, and SexShop 3D offering related services.

But creativity can often just involve the simplest of ideas … such as ice locks.

Now the die hard perverts amongst you will be familiar with the prevalence of

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Do bears fuck in the woods?

Posted in Meet the Masturbator with tags , , , , , on February 7, 2016 by Accidental Masturbator

Remember that song from when you were a kid? You know the one:

If you go down to the woods today
You’re sure of a big surprise
For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today’s the day the Teddy Bears disapear off into the woods,
all dressed up in kinky stuff, and indulge in hedonsitic, depraved acts with eachother, or anything else they can lay their dirty little paws upon.

That’s how it went.
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Foot in mouth?

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , on January 16, 2016 by Accidental Masturbator

We were round at my in-laws, talking about nothing in particular. Their was a space hopper getting bounced around on by one of the grandkids and Grandad asked if they knew where rubber Continue reading

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