Archive for Latex fetish

Random thought #2 – banana skin

Posted in Fetishwear, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , on February 4, 2021 by Accidental Masturbator

As someone who most definitely loves rubber – thoroughly enjoys the feel of it and finds it more than a little aesthetically pleasing – my favourite phrase I’ve read today is (in reference to a custom made rubber suit) … Continue reading

Aspire to average

Posted in Fetishwear, Porn with tags , , , , , , on May 30, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Porn is great.
There … I’ve said it. Again. I love porn.
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t love all porn. There is good porn, and there is bad porn. There is porn that will stiffen my resolve in nano seconds, and there is porn that will get me turning off the screen and going to make a mug of tea quicker than you can say pass the kleenex. It’s all very much a matter of taste, and as you may well know, Loyal Reader, amongst other things I have a taste for both

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Oops … nearly

Posted in Fetishwear with tags , , on May 13, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

When you spend the morning taking photos for Sinful Sunday.
When you’ve been dressed appropriately.
When you wash your outfit and hang it out to dry.
When you Continue reading

I shaved my legs for this?

Posted in Fetishwear, Male pubic waxing, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , on May 10, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

For many of us, it’s easy to look at our marriages and empathise with Deana Carter. (See below.) After a few years together, how many of us haven’t looked across the breakfast table and though I know I said till death do us part, but …! It’s difficult not to sign on the dotted line with the rose tinted expectation that it’s going to be this good for ever. But of course, none of us are

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Sinfull Sunday 416 – Purple patch

Posted in Lingerie is for everyone, Sinful Sunday with tags , on March 30, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Despite good intentions [Ed: … or bad intentions, depending on your point of view …], I’ve been a bit lax in creating the intended Sinfullâ„¢ catwalk of images of my latex collection. I started with great purpose, and then somehow got side tracked.

I wanted to work through photographing my fetishwear in the order that I’d acquired it [Ed: hashtag OCD?], so having recently been enjoying a later outfit whenever the opportunity has arisen, these chap shorts haven’t seen the light of day for a while. But as I’ve recently become acquainted with Lingerie Is For Everyone, and I think it’s entirely justified to class these as lingerie, it seemed timely to dig them out.

Sinful Sunday Lingerie is for everyone

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Or is it?

Posted in Fetishwear, Porn, Sexual politics with tags , , , , , on March 15, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

… NEWS FLASH … NEWS FLASH … NEWS FLASH …

In the early hours of this morning, police raided Gruntfuttock Tower, the exclusive, monolithic, London offices, and occasional residence of Sir Wilberforce Gruntfuttock III, renowned golfing mogul, philanthropist, and former lead singer of the 70s prog rock band Witch’s Muff. He was arrested and charged under obscenity laws. Sir Gruntfuttock, also known as
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Sinful Sunday 338 – Batteries not included

Posted in Fetishwear, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on September 30, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

As much as I like the idea of Fluid as a Sinful Sunday prompt this week, I’m not going with the theme. Partly because I only spotted the proompt after I’d created this post, and partly because I’m not sure I want to win the prize. So I’m not entering the competition. Anyway …

Continuing my Sinful theme of not-a-dick-pic, I had a think about what sex is when a dick isn’t involved.
The obvious first answers are oral and masturbation. But then there’s phone sex, sexting, sex toys … well, you don’t need me to list all the ways to get your rocks off.
Then I thought about what gets my rocks off.
Which lead me to ask how could I combine some of those things in a single image … all without a dick.
The answer included three elements:

Sinful Sunday

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Innovation

Posted in Fetishwear, Sex toys with tags , , , on August 30, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Sex drives innovation.
A bold statement, perhaps, and possibly an urban myth, but it’s not uncommon to hear that without porn, the internet wouldn’t be half as technically advanced as it is. Certainly there is no shortage of people trying to reinvent sex toys and over the last few years, increasingly easy access to 3d scanners and printers has seen the rise of companies like MakerLove, and SexShop 3D offering related services.

But creativity can often just involve the simplest of ideas … such as ice locks.

Now the die hard perverts amongst you will be familiar with the prevalence of

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Do bears fuck in the woods?

Posted in Meet the Masturbator with tags , , , , , on February 7, 2016 by Accidental Masturbator

Remember that song from when you were a kid? You know the one:

If you go down to the woods today
You’re sure of a big surprise
For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today’s the day the Teddy Bears disapear off into the woods,
all dressed up in kinky stuff, and indulge in hedonsitic, depraved acts with eachother, or anything else they can lay their dirty little paws upon.

That’s how it went.
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Foot in mouth?

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , on January 16, 2016 by Accidental Masturbator

We were round at my in-laws, talking about nothing in particular. Their was a space hopper getting bounced around on by one of the grandkids and Grandad asked if they knew where rubber Continue reading

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