Archive for Latex

Sinful Sunday 422 – MAMIL

Posted in Fetishwear, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on May 11, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Aw we journey though my collection of latex, Fetish-Curious Reader, and arrive at my next chronological acquisition, I am minded of a creature increasingly seen on the roads of the UK in the last few years.
The M.A.M.I.L.

For those not familiar with the acronym, it’s a mildly pejorative term for Continue reading

Bored

Posted in Meet the Masturbator with tags , , , on April 11, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

I’m bored.
Bored bored bored bored bored!

For no exciting reason, I’m away from home for a couple of days at short notice. Other than essential clothes and washbag, I have nothing with me save for my phone.
There’s bugger all to do here.
I’m bored.
Mind numbingly bored.

And as usual, when I’m bored, all I can Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 390 – Not seeing red

Posted in Fetishwear, Sinful Sunday with tags , , , on September 29, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

When my attention was first piqued by the erotic potential of rubber clothing, back in the late 80s / early 90s, the only fetishwear you could get hold of easily was black [Ed: Easily!? That’s a fucking joke! Sex shops were immeasurably different places three decades ago and buying latex underwear was strictly the province of only the most diligent perverts!] … or sometimes red, or perhaps that slightly sickly, translucent, yellowish hue of natural latex.

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Kinky couture has come a long way since then. Most sex shops will stock some basic rubber these days, there’s no shortage of models, chanteuses and actresses who will happily turn up to an award ceremony in a LB(r)D, and you’d be pushed to think of a colour you can’t find rubber in.

Whilst my first latex was indeed a

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Sinful Sunday 389 – Walk the walk

Posted in Fetishwear, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on September 22, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

A couple of weeks ago, when I had the privilege of selecting my pick of the week on Sinful Sunday, I bemoaned the predominance of BDSM in terms if kink, and the under-representation of Continue reading

Fetish culture

Posted in Fetishwear with tags , , on October 6, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

When we speak of fetish culture we generally think of fetish events at night clubs, BDSM, rubberists, swingers holiday resorts, dungeons and Doms.

By contrast, when we refer to culture, we are often talking about high culture – that of literature, art, ballet, opera.

Two very different uses of the word culture, yet Continue reading

For no good reason other than …

Posted in Fetishwear, Porn with tags , , on August 5, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s not often I feel the urge to gratuitously share gratuitous images just because they’re gratuitous, but for the enjoyment of those with a leaning towards latex, and who have a penchant for porn, I couldn’t help but share this delight today.

I don’t know what it is about this image.
Obviously the Continue reading

Wierd kink

Posted in Fetishwear, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , on October 22, 2016 by Accidental Masturbator

If you’re of a similar age to me, Dear Male Reader, one of your most vivid cinematic memories will be Kelly LeBrock in Wierd Science. When we were barely pubescent, she was pretty much the hottest woman we’d ever seen. (Obviously that was about the same time we discovered porn, so the goal posts moved a little very quickly after. But hey … she was still the woman of our dreams!) On the off chance you’re not familiar with the film, [spoiler alert] it follows the adventures of two teenage geeks who, by the wonders of accidental science, create their perfect woman, and she turns out to be even better than in their wet dreams.

As I mentioned recently, I revisited an old project, designing Continue reading

Positive language

Posted in Fetishwear, Sexual politics with tags , , , , , on September 30, 2016 by Accidental Masturbator

I’m planning to customise a pair of latex gloves and make some minor alterations to my rubber catsuit. This took me to a fetish store to source the gloves. Whilst there I asked …
Me: Do you know where I can get Continue reading

The acceptible face of porn

Posted in Porn, Sexual politics with tags , , , , , on September 24, 2016 by Accidental Masturbator

Porn is harmless.
There. I’ve said it.
Not only that, there’s nothing wrong with full-on no-holes-barred hardcore porn.
Absolutely nothing.

You may not be Continue reading

Stumbler

Posted in Porn with tags , , , , on January 12, 2016 by Accidental Masturbator

Ages ago I heard some statistic about nearly a quater of Tumbler’s content being porn.
How awesom is that? If Wikipedia is right about the number of blogs hosted by Tumbler, thats ove 60 million people sharing pics that they get off to while they are fingering their own cunts and stroking their own cocks.
So why has it taken so fucking long for me to really check it out properly?
I guess the answer is brand loyalty. For no other reason than I stumbled upon a horny blog article about Continue reading

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