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There’s a new kid in school

Posted in Underwear with tags , , , , , on October 25, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Standing at the dais, the deputy headmaster looked just a little more pissed off than usual. “It seems we have a new boy in school,” he said in a disapproving tone. “By the name of Melvin.”
The entire school knew exactly what he was talking about, Many found it hard not to snigger, whilst others must surely have winced at the memory of genital and anal torture.

Somewhat in slight contrast to what Wikipedia would have you believe, at our school, the term Continue reading

Underhanded?

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Underwear with tags , , , , on August 5, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

The washing machine had started vibrating badly. Now I know that that might have been a bonus for you, Dear Female Reader, but when the banging gets loud enough to wake the neighbours, and the outlet is leaking onto the floor, it really is time to Continue reading

Should I tell?

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Male pubic waxing, Porn, Sex toys, Sex with my wife, Underwear with tags , , on September 4, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

Me : Should I tell Her?
Dear Reader : Of course you should! By the way, just what are we talking about here?
Me : About my My little wooden chest of naughty secrets and my thong collection.
Dear Reader : Of course you should tell Her, you idiot. These are the things that you enjoy and define you sexually and to deprive yourself of your own pleasure is crazy. She needs to know who you are sexually and you are being disloyal to yourself if you do not. Tell Her. Tell Her! Tell Her!!!
Me : I think we may have had this conversation before.

And you know what, Dear Reader, today, there’s a big part of me

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