Archive for Mankinis

The Working Wank … sorry … Week

Posted in Random stuff about sex, Underwear with tags , , , , , on December 9, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Just as Masturbation Monday, TMI TuesdayWicked Wednesday and Sinfull Sunday are popular round these sordid corners of Blogsville, the slightly tamer Dress Down Friday is commonplace in many offices and I’ve come across Thirsty Thursday (everyone goes to the bar after work) in a couple of places too. (I’m no sure why Saturday gets left out. Any thoughts, Dear Reader?) Well, I’ve had idea how to spice things up… Continue reading

Position vacant: Personal shopper

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Underwear with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on June 28, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s time to buy some new underwear. No, no, no. For me, Dear Reader, not for my Wife! Only 3 of the 7 items I bought Her for Xmas have so far been worn; of those, one has only been worn once, and the other 5 still have the retailer’s tags attached. No, there’s no point in me throwing good money after bad and investing in satin and lace if, not only will I never see it, but it will never get closer to my Wife’s fun-bits than I have in the last 5 months.

No, I need to buy some new smalls for myself. And this is where I’m after some help from the girls. I need a personal shopper. I need some suggestions for what to buy.

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