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There’s a new kid in school

Posted in Underwear with tags , , , , , on October 25, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Standing at the dais, the deputy headmaster looked just a little more pissed off than usual. “It seems we have a new boy in school,” he said in a disapproving tone. “By the name of Melvin.”
The entire school knew exactly what he was talking about, Many found it hard not to snigger, whilst others must surely have winced at the memory of genital and anal torture.

Somewhat in slight contrast to what Wikipedia would have you believe, at our school, the term Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 337: They really are …

Posted in Sinful Sunday, Underwear with tags , , on September 23, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

There are a few more pics in the pipeline for my recent Sinful Sunday not-a-dick-pic theme, but this week I just had to take a quick break. There is a dick in the pic, but bear in mind the dick is not the star of the show, it is merely a member of the supporting cast … if you’ll excuse the pun.

Because don’t you just love it when things turn out to be how you’d hoped?
Like when you look at something on a website, knowing that the photographs have been tweaked just a little to make them look particularly enticing. Yet when they arrive in the post, it turns out the photos hadn’t been touched up much at all.

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I want … but … butt …

Posted in Underwear with tags , , on September 20, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Desire is a terrible thing. Lust is a shackle. Wanting is a burden.
I don’t particularly want a lot – I’m not that sort of person, thouhj a decent sex life is definitwly top of the list – but today’s, what I want is

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Hello girls

Posted in Underwear with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 27, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

Pretty much everyone in the western hemisphere (and I’m guessing much of the eastern) who has even a passing interest in tits will be acquainted with the supportive work of the Wonderbra. And those over the age of 25 or so, will fondly remember Eva Herzigova and the advertising slogan “Hello boys!”
No? You don’t?
Let me remind you …

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Oh bollocks, I’ve done it again.

Posted in Underwear with tags , , , , on March 25, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

With my monumentally unsuccessful attempts to make my Wife feel sexy by buying her underwear, and Her explicit disinterest in me wearing anything more interesting than basic black trunks, my enthusiasm for pants had wained somewhat of late. As you know, Dear Reader, I am on the mailing list for several online underwear stores, but in the last couple of weeks, especially since missing out on the red lace gems, I’ve started ignoring the emails they send me. Much, it appears, to my detriment.

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