Archive for Manties

Wall the walk / Talk the talk

Posted in Fetishwear, Lingerie is for everyone, Random stuff about sex, Underwear with tags , , , , on February 26, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Maybe it was coincidence. It could have been unrelated. Did there have to be a reason why I was feeling up?
I’d had a relatively productive day, and that surely has to be some sort of fillip?
Or maybe spending the day in rubber lingerie was the significant influence?

As I’d zipped up the zip-through latex briefs Continue reading

Come the revolution

Posted in Fetishwear with tags , , , , on November 1, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

What stated me on this search?
The obvious first answer is Jo … and the aftermath.
But what specifically set me scouring the web for a well priced,

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Finally She mentions the underwear drawer

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Underwear with tags , , on August 13, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

She was ironing.
I was watching TV.
And out of the blue She said … Continue reading


Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Underwear with tags , , , , on August 5, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

The washing machine had started vibrating badly. Now I know that that might have been a bonus for you, Dear Female Reader, but when the banging gets loud enough to wake the neighbours, and the outlet is leaking onto the floor, it really is time to Continue reading

Probably not.

Posted in Underwear with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 10, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

As you know, Dear Reader, I’m a bit of an underwear junkie. My favorite brand these days is Ergowear, and as with the way online shopping, I get regular promotional emails from them.
[NB I’m not remotely connected with the company, and I don’t get anything¬† from them for plugging them.]

One of the most recent was titled 10 Signs Your Underwear Needs an Upgrade. An interesting presumption, I though, but I read on … Continue reading

Secrets of a shopaholic

Posted in Underwear with tags , , , , on February 6, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Being both self employed and primary parent does take quite a bit of energy. Often on the days I’m not being paid to work, once the household chores are done, I take off my apron (metaphorically) and sit down in front of the internet just to relax. From what I can gather I am not particularly unusual in that, though I’m not referring to my enjoyment of porn, but rather to my browsing the virtual shopping aisles of online retailers.

Many bored house wives mythically stock up on cosmetics and shoes, to the extent where it becomes an addiction. They end up filling the bathroom cabinet with more processed whale fat than you can shake a lipstick at, and more shoes than they can possibly hope to ever wear.

I am not that different, except it is rapidly becoming clear my shopping addiction is not shoes but Continue reading

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