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A cure?

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , , on December 18, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

I’m grumpy this evening. Seriously grumpy. And I have good reasons to be. (That’s another story, but be assured it’s got nothing to do with the state of my marriage.)
I’ve drunk enough gin. (This has not made me happier, but it has not worsened my mood.)
And last night I had the worst night’s sleep I’ve had in a very, very long time. (Not as much as one continuous hour’s sleep.) Continue reading

Women I’ve slept with, Part 3 : My first real girlfriend

Posted in Sex with other people with tags , , , , , , , , on March 24, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

This is a tragic tale, but not for the obvious reasons. Elizabeth was my first real girlfriend. The first girl I wanted to spend time with. The first girl I phoned regularly, went to a restaurant with, and bought gifts for. The first girl to whom I offered my heart and inevitably therefore the first girl to properly break it. We also fucked.

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