Archive for Masturbation

The end of me

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , , , , on September 26, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

I wonder if I’m dying.
Not literally. I’m not that self obsessed and dour.
But a part of me.
A big part of me.
The sex part of me.

Nearly 7 years ago, when I started this sex blog, I was Continue reading

‘Tis an ill wind …

Posted in Sex on my own, Sex toys, Underwear with tags , , , on March 1, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Whilst it was not by design, it was inevitable that as soon as I moved into the spare bedroom, nearly 3 months ago, I would make the most of being able to could jerk off as often as I wanted. When I was sleeping in Our celibate bed, if I wanted a wank when I went to bed, I either had to Continue reading

Preferring pervert to profane

Posted in Random stuff about sex, Sexual politics with tags , , , , on February 9, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

“The colour of the paint is absolutely ****ing lovely,” I wrote in a post on a forum. It was my intention to be ironically effusive with my appreciation of the item in question, and I assumed the self parody was sufficiently blatant. Asterisks were used to spare the sensibilities of those most easily offended. “If I told you quite how lovely it was,” my post continued, “I’d probably need a box of Kleenex. But what I need to know about the product is Continue reading

Porn therapy : part 2

Posted in Porn, Random stuff about sex, Sex with other people with tags , , , , , , on November 27, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Despite how fashionable it has become, I’ve not been tempted to start colouring in. [Ed: Whilst he may not have been tempted to start colouring in, AM has certainly been tempted by books like those of Magnus Frederiksen.] Instead I have recently found myself returning to paper and pencil.

I drew my first

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Cause and effect

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , on November 18, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Having moved out of Our bedroom and started sleeping on my own two weeks ago, there have been several significant changes.

  1. A couple of times I’ve woken in the middle of the night and Continue reading

Two sides

Posted in Sex on my own with tags , , on June 29, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

There are two sides to every story. It’s easy to perceive things from your own perspective; harder to understand someone else’s.

eo manusturpo
tu manusturpas
ille manusturpat
nos manusturpamos
vos manusturpates
illi manusturpant

A thought experiment …

There are two sides to every coin. Heads or tails. Your call, Dear Reader. Put yourself in someone else’s shoes. As that coin spins in the air, what Continue reading

Man vs Machine

Posted in Sex toys with tags , , , on May 21, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

I’ve discussed before how I tend to have a far more productive day at my desk when my balls are well drained, and how, on numerous occasions, I have had an unproductive morning, followed by a lunchtime wank to dispense with both a load of my jizz and the irritation of feeling horny, followed by a really productive afternoon. QED.

Well there are days when Continue reading

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