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Unimaginable

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , on April 30, 2021 by Accidental Masturbator

The road that could lead back to my Wife and me fucking is unlikely to be smooth. It’s entirely possible there are parts or that road that have been so badly damaged that the route is impassable. One way or another We’ll find out. I guess.

I would have guessed more of the stumbling blocks would have been down to my Wife than me: I’m a horny sod at the best of times, so why wouldn’t I want to get back to fucking? Especially when the emotional connection that comes from fucking has proved to be such a huge loss for me over the years.

Yet it turns out there could be Continue reading

Irritation

Posted in Meet the Masturbator, Sex on my own with tags , , on April 15, 2021 by Accidental Masturbator

In a marriage counselling session, maybe three years ago, my Wife opined that I wanted sex every day.
In the very early days of our relationship, when She asked how often I masturbated, I lied and said a couple of times a week – the reality was a couple of times a day.
Even now, as I subside into a slower middle age, it is an unusual day when Continue reading

Openess

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Kirsty with tags , , , , , , , on August 17, 2020 by Accidental Masturbator

The last few weeks have been tough at Chez AM. I’m not going into details, but both my Wife and I seem to have felt increasingly that We’re on the brink of divorce. Even our weekly counselling sessions have been turbulent.

Amidst that, somehow We agreed We would sit down this last weekend and talk. One thing that has become increasingly apparent recently is our ability to have the same conversation and yet walk away from it as if We had had two entirely different conversations. So even that conversation nearly didn’t happen. Nearly.

Kirsty, our counsellor, has recently asked Us to think about what would be Enough to save the marriage. What would We respectively need as a minimum for it to be worth saving?
There was some discussion of Enough, and other things – fractious discussion – and then, at my insistence, We talked a bit about sex.
Yes. Dear Reader, We actually talked about sex.
Again, I’m not going into detail for the most part, but …

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Sinful Sunday 440 – Bruise pristine

Posted in Sinful Sunday with tags , , on September 14, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

For some Sunday Sinners, bruises are obviously something to be proud of. A mark of devotion? I’m not sure – it’s not my thing. [Ed: Not that we’re criticising – your kink is yours and you have every right to it.]┬áBut …

Having got home from holiday feeling incredibly horny, it was inevitable that Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 430 – One Shot Two Ways

Posted in Sinful Sunday with tags , , , on July 6, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

It was with regret that I packaged up my camera and labelled it up for shipping to its new owner. It was time for a clear out and an eBay selling frenzy had proved usefully profitable. But it did mean I had to part with a camera I loved. This high end compact had captured images of my perversity in all its naked, sordid, kinky, porno-selfie glory but had made way in my pocket for a small system camera.

The sale did, however, mark the missing of an opportunity.
Years ago, when I was in the habit of keeping my exhibitionism for Continue reading

The end of me

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , , , , on September 26, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

I wonder if I’m dying.
Not literally. I’m not that self obsessed and dour.
But a part of me.
A big part of me.
The sex part of me.

Nearly 7 years ago, when I started this sex blog, I was Continue reading

‘Tis an ill wind …

Posted in Sex on my own, Sex toys, Underwear with tags , , , on March 1, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Whilst it was not by design, it was inevitable that as soon as I moved into the spare bedroom, nearly 3 months ago, I would make the most of being able to could jerk off as often as I wanted. When I was sleeping in Our celibate bed, if I wanted a wank when I went to bed, I either had to Continue reading

Preferring pervert to profane

Posted in Random stuff about sex, Sexual politics with tags , , , , on February 9, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

“The colour of the paint is absolutely ****ing lovely,” I wrote in a post on a forum. It was my intention to be ironically effusive with my appreciation of the item in question, and I assumed the self parody was sufficiently blatant. Asterisks were used to spare the sensibilities of those most easily offended. “If I told you quite how lovely it was,” my post continued, “I’d probably need a box of Kleenex. But what I need to know about the product is Continue reading

Porn therapy : part 2

Posted in Porn, Random stuff about sex, Sex with other people with tags , , , , , , on November 27, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Despite how fashionable it has become, I’ve not been tempted to start colouring in. [Ed: Whilst he may not have been tempted to start colouring in, AM has certainly been tempted by books like those of Magnus Frederiksen.] Instead I have recently found myself returning to paper and pencil.

I drew my first

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Cause and effect

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , on November 18, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Having moved out of Our bedroom and started sleeping on my own two weeks ago, there have been several significant changes.

  1. A couple of times I’ve woken in the middle of the night and Continue reading
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