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Feeling dirty

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Not quite about sex but ... with tags , , , , , on January 4, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

In the continuing saga of AM And The Great Condom Hunt, I just ordered a variety pack.

It felt surprisingly selacious.

What with my porn habit, my (not just about) sex blog and occasional kinky toy purchases, I’m well used to spending time sat in front of a computer with a boner. For me, it’s all quite normal. And as much as I get aroused by it, somehow it doesn’t feel illicit.

Buying condoms online, on the other

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Satisfaction guaranteed?

Posted in Meet the Masturbator, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , , , on January 3, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

I like to think I’m not too egocentric, Dear Reader. Whilst my outer carapace glistens with a deep hue of confidence (regrettably sometimes mistaken for arrogance) you don’t have to scratch too deep to find the deep, murky swamps of insecurity on which far too many of our personas are founded. So who amongst us doesn’t like to have our ego massaged from time to time?

After I noticed the evidence of a constricting condom last week, it occurred to me that

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