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DLS 16a : Older but wiser

Posted in Escorts, Porn with tags , , , , on May 19, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Having shunned porn in favour of food yesterday, I had another long drive home today. Several hours.

In these days of nouveau prudishness, British motorway service areas are one of the most reliable places to source soft porn mags. I don’t know why: maybe there’s an inescapably lucrative market that comes with the anonymity of itinerant purchasers, so even Continue reading

I’m getting too old for this

Posted in Porn, Sex on my own, Sexual politics with tags , , , , , , , on October 12, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

As I knelt naked in front of a copy of Club, cock in hand, I was struck by a surprising revelation. You’ve probably figured out by now, Dear Reader, that despite how I feel about such jazz mags, they’ve seen me spill gallons of semen over the years … literally … and I’m generally quite keen on porn.

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