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What goes on reunion, stays on reunion 

Posted in Not quite about sex but ..., Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , on November 15, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

A weekend away with The Lads. Unchaperoned in a city far from home. So much potential for misbehaviour.

First I should update you on the chastity cage.
Considering my passage through airport security was Continue reading

DLS 16a : Older but wiser

Posted in Escorts, Porn with tags , , , , on May 19, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Having shunned porn in favour of food yesterday, I had another long drive home today. Several hours.

In these days of nouveau prudishness, British motorway service areas are one of the most reliable places to source soft porn mags. I don’t know why: maybe there’s an inescapably lucrative market that comes with the anonymity of itinerant purchasers, so even Continue reading

DLS #11 : Time to get plugged

Posted in Dirty Little Secrets, Sex toys with tags , , , , , , , on November 22, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s been a while since I shared a Dirty Little Secret with you, Dear Reader. And it’s been a while since I played with a butt plug. So I thought it was about time I rectified both of these. [Hmmm … thinks to self : Rectified – sounds like Rectum : what an interesting choice of word.] I’m not feeling unusually frisky today, so I don’t know what inspired me to reach for the toy box this morning, and especially not so early in the day. This is turning out tho be afirst for me. Or rather a whole host of first. Continue reading

I’m getting too old for this

Posted in Porn, Sex on my own, Sexual politics with tags , , , , , , , on October 12, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

As I knelt naked in front of a copy of Club, cock in hand, I was struck by a surprising revelation. You’ve probably figured out by now, Dear Reader, that despite how I feel about such jazz mags, they’ve seen me spill gallons of semen over the years … literally … and I’m generally quite keen on porn.

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