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Women I’ve slept with, Pt 9: Not so platonic

Posted in Sex with other people with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on November 6, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

Remember me telling you about getting chosen by Geri at a black tie ball hosted by Willow? This is her story.

Willow and I had been good friends for more than a decade before we ended up bumping uglies. When Harry met Sally looked at whether there can be such a thing as a truly platonic relationship between members of the opposite sex, and I genuinely thought that’s what Willow and I had. We went mountaineering together, got drunk together, spent New Year’s Eves together (including the potentially romantic Y2k), visited each other’s families, went on holiday together, and never once was there any hint of anything sexual. When her mother died of cancer, I dropped everything and helped her through the funeral. The evening after her father’s funeral, just a month later, she fell asleep in my arms on the sofa. And all through this we were just friends. Good friends.

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Women I’ve slept with Part 6 – Ep1 : Choose or chosen?

Posted in Sex with other people with tags , , , , , , , on July 24, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

I should warn you before I get started, that this is a long story. When I first started blogging I stumbled across a list of Dos and Don’ts for writing a good blog, and one thing it recommended was keeping posts below 1000 words. 1) I regularly fail to do that. 2) If I gave you 1000 words about Geri, about half of them would have to be Fuck. Because we did that an awful lot. But in the spirit of that notional limit, I am going to split this into 3 posts. There is a lot to talk about, and although I will inevitably leave out a lot, there is still a much to tell, Dear Reader. Now on with the show …

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