Archive for Monkey Spanker

I’m being used to advertise a sex toy

Posted in Sex toys with tags , , , , on September 7, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s a long time since I paid much attention to my blog stats – who’s reading which posts and how they came to my blog. With my writing being less frequent than it once was, it has seemed less important. And I’ve came to realise a long time ago that my most read posts would probably always be my reviews of the Fleshlight and the Monkey Spanker and my discussion of ball stretching. Not what I’d most like to be renowned for, but if it helps guys know which wank toy to buy or, better still, if it helps wives and girlfriends know which wank toy to buy for their partners, I can’t complain. Hopefully those who’ve read these posts will delve a little deeper and read some of my other posts too.

But for some reason, yesterday, I Continue reading

Spanking the monkey with a Monkey Spanker (TM)

Posted in Sex toys with tags , , , , , , , on February 19, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

As soon as I first saw the Monkey Spanker, I thought, there’s a piece of plastic I want to stick my dick in. So I bought one. Then … Continue reading

DLS #4 : Worker’s play time

Posted in Dirty Little Secrets, Sex toys with tags , , , on February 18, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

Having recently taken to masturbating at the swimming pool (no, I’m not going to fill you in on the back story – please try to pay attention in class – now go and do your homework) and, more significantly, failing to cum, I resolved to get some assistance. Continue reading

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