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What’s it really like?

Posted in Porn, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , , on August 6, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

If I only could, I’d make a deal with god, and get him to swap our places. So mused Kate Bush, and many (incorrectly) interpreted that as the respective genders wanting to know what the other’s orgasms felt like.

It doesn’t hurt me
Do you want to feel how it feels?

But see how deep the bullet lies
Unaware I’m tearing you asunder
Ooh, there is thunder in our hearts

Oh come on, angel
Come on, come on, darling
Let’s exchange the experience, oh

Once you think the lyrics are about the different experiences of cumming, it’s not hard to see why. And who hasn’t wondered what it’s like?

Of course, it’s not just orgasms – I’ve often wondered what its like to Continue reading

Pelude and …

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , on August 16, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

I’d met a client in London earlier in the day. My Wife was taking a day of leave and schools had broken up for the summer, so we made a family day of it with all of us meeting up and hitting a museum after my meeting.
Relations had been strained over the last week.
On the way home we discussed supper. She offered to pick up something from the supermarket on our way home from the station. It would mean Her walking in one direction, and the rest of us going the other. Not a huge detour for Her, but not the direct route.

When She got home She proffered a Continue reading

I still don’t want to have sex

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , on December 3, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

Alarm clock: T minus 1h 45m
She stirred. Obviously awake.
I put a hand on Her shoulder.
She got out of bed and went to the bathroom.
On Her return I spooned up behind Her. That was all. No hard-on nudging at Her back. I was careful of that.

Her : Can I ask a question?
Me : Yes.
Her : Is this just a cuddle or you saying you want sex?
Me :

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My balls in Her hands

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , on November 19, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

When we talked yesterday, there were two thing said that were particularly noteworthy. (Well, there were quite a few actually, but most of them have been said before.)

1. Mornings
When I wake up earlier than my Wife, which is pretty regularly, I often get up and leave Her to sleep. (What She doesn’t know is that often, I’ll go down to the kitchen, make myself a cup of tea, and browse some porn on my smartphone while I toss myself off. And She probably won’t ever know that either.)

Yesterday She suggested that Continue reading

It was an odd morning

Posted in Sex on my own with tags , , on August 30, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

It was an odd morning.
I woke about 20min before the alarm clock crashed into the day.
As ever, my hand found it’s way down to my crotch.
Somewhat unusually I didn’t have an erection. Not unheard of, but easily remedied.
I toyed with my cock briefly, then moved to my balls.
My sack was satisfyingly relaxed.
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