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Conditional perfect

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , , , on April 29, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Perverts these days. They don’t know how good they’ve got it.
Let me explain, Dear Reader.

In a comment for Party. Part. Party, when one of my Favorite Commenters said she was feeling too ill to masturbate, I jokingly reeplied …

If I could lend you my fingers, tongue and dick, I would gladly do so, if just to aid your recovery. (If only I could lend them to so many of my readers. Now wouldn’t that be fun!)

She replied …

Ah, if only! But thanks for the thought!

And then Another Commenter said …

Oh, lend me, lend me! (Hands way up in the air, I probably should get in line.) 😉

As my ego and erection swelled in unison, there was then a brief conversation between Continue reading

Photo bucket

Posted in Porn, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , , on May 28, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

Many people have sexual bucket lists, and if the recent Relate/Ann Summers survey is to be believed, top of the list are threesomes, outdoor sex, bondage, anal sex and using sex toys with a partner. Without wanting to brag, been there, done that. With the exception of a threesome anyway (which isn’t something I’m particularly interested in), I’ve done all of those. That’s not to say I couldn’t probably come up with a sexual bucket list if I tried, but nearly all the things that would go on it right now, I’ve already done. The only difference being I’d like to do them with my Wife. But as I lay in bed at 4am this morning, stroking my erect cock amidst my insomnia, I remembered something I could actually put on a list.

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