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One size fits all

Posted in Underwear with tags , , , , on February 1, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Having put my least expansive smalls on this morning, I sat on the edge of the bed to put my socks on, bent forward and was surprised to notice a little slack in the cloth below my balls. A ruffling suggesting that, as small as they are, their capacity was not tested by their contents. A fragile ego might have found this disheartening, and I confess it Continue reading

Oh bollocks, I’ve done it again.

Posted in Underwear with tags , , , , on March 25, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

With my monumentally unsuccessful attempts to make my Wife feel sexy by buying her underwear, and Her explicit disinterest in me wearing anything more interesting than basic black trunks, my enthusiasm for pants had wained somewhat of late. As you know, Dear Reader, I am on the mailing list for several online underwear stores, but in the last couple of weeks, especially since missing out on the red lace gems, I’ve started ignoring the emails they send me. Much, it appears, to my detriment.

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Underwear update

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Underwear with tags , , , , , , on September 29, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

Sometimes I have a tendency towards procrastination, but I like to make sure things are done right, and sometimes that takes time. It’s been a over 3 months since I came to the conclusion that I really did need to buy some new underwear, and I’ve spent many days in that time realising I hadn’t kept up with the laundry. The simple result regularly being a day or two going commando.

Finally this morning I logged onto Giggleberries (I love that name) and Amazon and did a spot of shopping. Rather than sticking with my recent habit of black Sloggis, I thought I’d go for something different. Something that might catch my Wife’s attention and get Her thinking about getting into my pants (UK). My efforts may well be in vain – whilst She will doubtless notice, will probably comment, I’m afraid my optimism for anything more is waning – but you don’t win the lottery if you don’t buy a ticket. Continue reading

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