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You’re not sticking that in me!

Posted in Meet the Masturbator, Sex on my own, Sex toys with tags , , , , , , , , , , on August 25, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

A few years ago I was having a drink with a colleague, and the conversation turned to tattoos and piercings. He confessed that he’d used to have a PA, and I said I was considering one myself. His advice was to give it a miss, and although I have thought about it periodically ever since, for various reasons (not least the reaction I would have expected from my Wife – probably horror, and possibly even revulsion) I shelved the idea.

Then a while back someone asked on my blog:

I wonder if there are non-piercing P.A.’s.

Well it turns out there are and a few months ago, a sex toy arrived in the post, and I think it’s probably my kinkiest purchase to date. (I should warn you, this is not for the faint hearted and the mere thought may well bring tears to your eyes.)

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A question of mutual desire

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with my wife with tags , , , , , , , , , , on June 10, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

As so often, this morning I woke early with a turgid member, and an urge to hammer it into my Wife’s dripping cunt. Guess what. That’s right, Dear Reader, it didn’t happen. Inevitably I woke before She did, but getting out of bed did disturb her a little. As I usually try to, I made sure my hard-on was as casually visible to her as possible as I quietly walked round our bed, picked up some clothes, and went downstairs for breakfast. With my throbbing cock still twitching and jiggling, I walked naked around the kitchen, fed the cat, and made my tea and toast. Continue reading

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