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Statistical analysis

Posted in Random stuff about sex, Sexual politics with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 19, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

Yeah, yeah, I know. Not the sexiest of titles, but bear with me. This post may well change the way you view your colleagues: you are probably working with more pervs than you realised.

When a friend recently pointed me at this video online, I thought I must add a link to it in my blog. Then I forgot about it. A few weeks later, and it’s obviously been doing the rounds as I came across it again on Kate Gilmour’s blog. So thanks to Kate, here it is …

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To fuck, or not to fuck

Posted in Random stuff about sex, Sexual politics with tags , , , , , , on March 11, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

To fuck, or not to fuck: that is the question. Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to stuff her with outrageos foreskin or take it up the arse … ok, ok, ok, I confess I’m really struggling with this raping of one of literature’s greatest works. I shall cease. But I choose to violate Billy’s passage for a specific reason. Continue reading

Size matters

Posted in Random stuff about sex, The Red Torsolette, Underwear with tags , , , , , , , , on December 27, 2011 by Accidental Masturbator

How often do we hear the phrase that “size doesn’t matter”?
Let’s be honest, that’s bollocks.

I was reminded of this a) by reading I fucked two guys on christmas night (the men in question apparently had 8″ dicks) and b) by buying my Wife the wrong size underwear for Xmas. (Thankfully it was too small, not too large – we both know we both need to loose weight, get fit and have more sex in 2012). Continue reading

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