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Women I’ve slept with, Part 3 : My first real girlfriend

Posted in Sex with other people with tags , , , , , , , , on March 24, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

This is a tragic tale, but not for the obvious reasons. Elizabeth was my first real girlfriend. The first girl I wanted to spend time with. The first girl I phoned regularly, went to a restaurant with, and bought gifts for. The first girl to whom I offered my heart and inevitably therefore the first girl to properly break it. We also fucked.

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