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DLS 16 : Maybe I’m getting old. 

Posted in Dirty Little Secrets, Fetishwear, Sex on my own, Sex toys with tags , , , , on May 18, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Unusually I was away from home sans wife and offspring last night. Family business took me several hundred miles away from home overnight. I was staying with relatives but also taking the opportunity to visit an old school friend. Which presented another opportunity: the other day I spent an hour or so perusing locally available services on AdultWork.com but time was short, budget was limited, and if I’m honest, I’m not entirely sure how motivated I really am. Maybe next time.

However, being away from home life somehow always brings out the pervert in me.

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Covering up

Posted in Porn, Sexual politics with tags , , , , , , on March 5, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

Not so many years ago, you could walk into pretty much any British newsagent, and there’d be a good selection of well known porn mags openly displayed on the top shelf. Mayfair, Parade, Penthouse, Playboy, Razzle, Escort, Knave, Men Only … it was all good wholesome tits’n’arse’n’pussy. And as we all get more relaxed about how much flesh our pop stars flash, porn models have shaved off pubes, hoisted knees up to ears, and with fingers pulling pussy lips wide open, the photographer has moved in close enough to enjoy a good sniff. And I’m all for that. I like to toss myself off over a nice cunt close-up, and I’m more than happy to see an anus or two spread across the pages of jazz mags.

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A taste for …

Posted in Porn, Sex on my own with tags , , , , on July 16, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

I’m in the mood for porn. Not Internet porn, but the high street top shelf variety. I don’t buy porn mags very often these days – probably no more than once or twice a year – as most of my wank fodder is sourced from the Web. It’s free, discrete, and is much more varied than what can easily be found in print. If I feel like amateur porn, no problem. Or vintage, check. Or MILFs, absolutely.

But today,

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