Archive for Porn

For no good reason other than …

Posted in Fetishwear, Porn with tags , , on August 5, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s not often I feel the urge to gratuitously share gratuitous images just because they’re gratuitous, but for the enjoyment of those with a leaning towards latex, and who have a penchant for porn, I couldn’t help but share this delight today.

I don’t know what it is about this image.
Obviously the Continue reading

Still none

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , on April 19, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

We were home from our holiday. The long Easter weekend still lay ahead of us, and there was no imperative to get out of bed early for another three days. Obviously that didn’t stop me waking early, getting up long before She woke, and enjoying a cup of tea and my favourite sex blogs. Obviously that didn’t result in me feeling any less horny.

Fueled by relentless libido, optimism and stubbornness, I took the same approach as the previous day:

  • Porn
  • Good erection
  • Back to the bedroom
  • Strip
  • Pose
  • Back into bed

I walked into the bedroom about 8:30. Not late, but late enough for a sufficiency of sleep whilst still being early enough for a fuck before domestic and familial duty consumed the day.
Her: Morning
Me: How are you doing?
Her: Continue reading

None of what I needed

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Porn with tags , , , , on April 18, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Her: Morning.
Me: Morning.
Her: We should get ourselves together.

It was the last morning of our holiday, and we needed to vacate the cottage in the next couple of hours.
I had been up for more than an hour, licking my wounds from the night before. It hadn’t taken much reflection to know I had been as much at fault as She had or that I that could make a conciliatory gesture this morning.
So I had taken my smart phone out and navigated to my current favourite porn site. These … Continue reading

The women who invented the Brazilian wax

Posted in Male pubic waxing, Sexual politics with tags , , , , , , on January 12, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Originally published on 31 December 2016 on BBC News.
Written by By Vibeke Venema

Waxing pubic hair has become increasingly common, but how did the trend for the “Brazilian” wax begin?

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In an office toilet in London, young women discuss their grooming regimes. Jennifer, 19, waxes off all her pubic hair every month. “The pain is the worst thing I’ve ever been through, but I’m kind of used to it now,” she says.

“I prefer the underneath being gone,” says Lisa, 27. “Some people wax for the beach and other people wax for boys, and people who wax for Continue reading

Guilt free

Posted in Meet the Masturbator with tags , , , , on January 7, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

I turned out of our road and headed for town. She was 30yds ahead of me, but even at that distance she caught my attention. I picked up my pace to catch up with her. I had no intention of speaking to her, or engaging with her in any way whatsoever, nor did I have anything remotely nefarious in mind. She was just … what was it about her?

At about 5’4″ with dark hair pulled up into a pony tail, she was Continue reading

The acceptible face of porn

Posted in Porn, Sexual politics with tags , , , , , on September 24, 2016 by Accidental Masturbator

Porn is harmless.
There. I’ve said it.
Not only that, there’s nothing wrong with full-on no-holes-barred hardcore porn.
Absolutely nothing.

You may not be Continue reading

A shift backwards

Posted in Porn with tags , on December 1, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Thinking about the polarity of fetish porn the other day got me thinking about another imbalance in online porn. As strange as it may seem, I think the first time I really started noticing the phenomenon was about 2yrs ago; around the same time Google started to get all prudish about porn. There seemed to be an increase in one particular twist of the depiction of delightful debauchery. In a word, Continue reading

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