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I don’t normally do this sort of thing …

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags on May 13, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

The internet has found a way to try to make us happy. Well, I say the internet, but really I should lay the blame at the feet of happy people on the internet. Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against being happy, or happy people, just as long as they don’t send me emails or pollute my social networking experience with pictures of a beautiful sunrises emblazoned with slogans like “A hug will make you happy”. No it won’t. A mutually enthusiastic 69 every morning would go quite some way to making me happy. Seeing my Wife wearing a huge grin, purple rubber corset, matching stockings and opera gloves and a Fun Factory Share XL would make me truly ecstatic. (And not in any short term way, I hasten to add.) But a picture of a sunrise and a hug will not. It will make me even more grumpy than I usually am. (And no, Sigmund, I will not tell you about my childhood.)

When I do receive such flotsam, I certainly don’t forward it on to irritate everyone I’ve never met. But today I am going to selectively break my own rules, because I actually do think the following may make some of my fellow pervs smile, and because they are relevant to my blog.   Continue reading

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