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Sweet dreams

Posted in Dreaming of sex, Fetishwear with tags , , , , on October 6, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

It is a common assertion that our dreams are rooted in our day to day lives : the things that are a the forefront of our waking minds are also at the forefront of our sleeping minds. There’s been a common theme to several of my dreams in the last week or two: can you guess what might be on my mind, Perceptive Reader?

Dream #1

Somehow, my Wife and I were at a sex expo. (Obviously this Continue reading

What a waste

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , on May 27, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

Here I am, feeling particularly horny – considering how hard I’ve been working over the last few months, and how tired I’ve been as a result, unusually horny – and I’m checking my emails Continue reading

The wrong trousers

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , , , on November 30, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

When my Wife got home from work last night, She spotted my new T-shirt waiting to get put away.
Her : When did you get that cool new T-shirt?
Me : The radio station sent it to me.
Her : What did you win it for?
Me : I didn’t win it. They just sent it to me because of a text I sent in.

I explained about the question the DJ had posed to the audience and about the text I had sent in response. It was about my old PVC jeans.

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I’m a kinky little thing … apparently

Posted in Meet the Masturbator, Porn, Sex on my own, Sex toys with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 29, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

Having recently added up all the money I’ve spent on sex, and then told you all about it, Dear Reader, it seems I’ve let the cat out of the bag about my less vanilla side. “You are a kinky little thing aren’t you” was the response from one of your number. So I suppose I should fill you in on some of the details. Continue reading

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