Archive for Rejection

It’s not Her – it’s Her!

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , on March 31, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

I started it. Not Her.
I reacted to Her naïve, optimistic fuck-up.
I tried to walk away.
I failed.
I walked back.
And then I sniped.
I started it.
I failed. Not Her.

And then We
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Handing in homework

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex therapy with tags , , , , , on January 16, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

After Our first therapy session, we were given homework.

We had started out reasonably well with our mutual, daily expressions of affirmation, but they had largely petered out. With 3 weeks since Our first session, (our 2nd session was delayed by both Xmas and illness) for me at least, it had become hard work. Whilst my Wife had said some pleasing things, I’d run out of steam and whatever I came up with felt

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A week is a long time in sex.

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with my wife with tags , , , , , on July 8, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Friday night.
We had a rare grown-ups-only night out to see a band. It was a good evening.
When we got home, we sat down to unwind in front of the TV. For months, we have occupied separate sofas in the evening. For months there has been no intimacy. Tonight She sat next to me.

Saturday night.
I’d felt horny all day. Seriously horny! Not because She’d sat next to me on the sofa, but because the Continue reading

It’s not so good to talk

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with my wife with tags , , , , , on May 5, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Her: It seems like we’re not having sex again. Like we’ve give up.
Me: I probably have.
Her: Why?
Me: Because it’s easier.
We’d been in bed for just a few minutes.
The conversation went on. Slowly.

What follows are some of the highlights, or rather the lowlights:

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I don’t want to play

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , on April 20, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

The last few days in summary:
Wednesday night: We were sheduled to have sex. We didn’t have sex.
Thursday night: She wanted to rectify that. I didn’t. We had sex.
Friday morning: I wanted to have sex. She didn’t. We didn’t have sex.
Saturday morning: I wanted to have sex. She didn’t. We didn’t have sex.
Sunday morning: We were scheduled to have sex …
You know what, Dear Reader? I think this is a pretty crap game. I don’t want to play. 

So Sunday morning, when we’re scheduled to have sex, I made sure I Continue reading

Three is not the magic number

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Porn, Sex on my own with tags , , , , , on September 5, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

Damn I’m feeling horny today.
Yes, even more than usual.
Having fucked my Wife twice in the last couple of weeks, for the first time in 8 months, my lust has predictably gone through the roof.

Yesterday I woke almost as horny, reached for my Wife in bed and Continue reading

Not another new begining?

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with my wife with tags , , , , , on September 2, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

Having bought the new TV, we don’t quite have room for it on the old TV stand, so We cant quite get it facing the sofa just yet. (I know this sounds boring and mundane, Dear Reader, but bear with me.) A consequence is that a better viewing angle is from one end of the sofa, and that meant We ended up sofa-spooning. (I’m not sure that’s quite the right way to describe it, but I’m sure you can figure out what I mean.)

The night before, I’d made  point of not hiding my semi when I went to bed and, although I was pretty confident my Wife had

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A bad start to a bad day.

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , on October 21, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

Yes, Dear Reader, my insomnia is back, along the accompanying sexual frustration.
If you were trawling my sordid pages about a year ago you would might know where I’m coming from on this. Or rather these: the connection between sleeplessness and unsatiated lust. Waking up at a civil hour and being horny is expected: being horny when I wake in the middle of the night is inevitable.

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The good, the bad, and the I-really-don’t-fucking-get-it

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with my wife with tags , , , , on October 10, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

I hope you’ve been keeping up over the last few days, Dear Reader, because I’m struggling to do so.

Two hours before the alarm was due to spoil the morning we were both awake. (I apologise for the increasingly predictable starts to some of my recent posts.) She got up and went to the bathroom. It was early, really early, and as She had said She was too tired to fuck only yesterday there seemed no point in hoping for a shag.

When She came back to bed She snuggled up and it was only a minute or two before Her fingers started to head south. Continue reading

Twice the detail

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Male pubic waxing, Sex with my wife, The Red Torsolette with tags , , , , , , on October 4, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

After teasing you, Dear Reader, with news of me getting my end away over the last couple of days, I felt a little guilty about not filling you in with all the graphically pornographic details. So…

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