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Women I’ve slept with – Pt 11 – Ep 2 : Play things

Posted in Sex with other people with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on September 20, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

When I ran out of Tania’s flat at the end of A night on the sofa, my fingers still bearing the lingering perfume of Tania’s pussy, I was late for a flight to Amsterdam, the European destination of choice for libertarians with a taste for coffee houses and brothels. Fortunately I had dived into a taxi who’s driver was sympathetic towards my plight and he was good for his word and he got me, and my passport, to the airport in time. I met up with the boys and we embarked on exactly the sort of weekend you’d expect for a bunch of guys in their early 30s in Amsterdam: we chilled in the cafés, browsed the sex shops and porno cinemas of red light district, two of the lads paid for a little company (though they were both quite disappointed by the value for money) and a couple of us even Continue reading

Women I’ve slept with – Pt 11 – Ep 1: A night on the sofa

Posted in Sex with other people with tags , , , , , on September 17, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

Many of us have been unfaithful to our Significant Other at some point. Some of us have been part of open relationships. And I confess there were a few months when I was just a horny little fucker who’d stick my dick into any cunt available. Or to be precise, any three cunts. The one ounce of moral credibility I can regain is that despite never having met each other, they all knew I was fucking three women, none of them objected, and none of them had any moral high ground to occupy as, unlike their shared lothario, they were all in relationships at the same time.

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My kinda threesome

Posted in Sex toys with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 18, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

Back in the days when I had a good sex life, Fiona introduced me to anal. She was the first woman who wanted me to fuck her arse, and she was the first woman to both stick a finger up mine, and to rim me. As a regular reader of Club international, I was already well acquainted with the idea, courtesy of their monthly Peaches articles, but somehow the idea didn’t really appeal to me.Or not until Continue reading

Taking control of the situation

Posted in Sex on my own, Sex with my wife with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 14, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

I’ve not got laid in about 2 months. It’s not that I’ve been counting, but I know that the last time my cock slid into my Wife’s cunt was mentioned in To fuck, or not to fuck, and that pointed to a date back in Mid Feb. It’s now mid April, and the only action my cock has seen recently has been eponymous accidents. Apropos of nothing, I had a review of my blog entries the other day, and I came across one of my earlier, more optimistic entries A quick grope, in which I related how I’d groped my wife’s tits as She stood at the kitchen sink, and this image stuck in my mind. In the last few days, and in my pussy deprived state, this image has developed into a fully fledged fantasy, and high octane wank fuel.

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