Archive for Rubber fetish

Odd

Posted in Ball stretching, Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Male pubic waxing, Porn, Sex toys, Sex with my wife with tags , , , , , , on July 27, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Having a hug with my Wife was odd.
Initiating a kiss as She left for work was odd.
Putting my wedding ring on for the first time in the best part of a decade was … yes, you guessed it, Dear Reader … odd.
But these things paled into insignificance.

Waking up horny wasn’t odd at all. Not least as Continue reading

Music fetish

Posted in Fetishwear, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , , on July 1, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

There are certain words that catch the ear. They’re like audio click bate. Free is the classic attention grabber, erection is another, but its folly to assume they’re words that necessarily mean what you want them to mean. They could refer to sugar free (who the fuck wants that?) or the erection of a foreclosure sign outside your favourite sex shop (which is undoubtedly worse). But there aren’t many circumstances in which the word

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Sinful Saturday : Orange is the new black – Pt1

Posted in Fetishwear, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , , , on June 7, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Yeah yeah. I know it’s Sunday that’s supposed to be Sinful, but who reads 450+ words when there is a plethora of pervy pics to peruse and genitals to be massaged?

So here’s the back story for tomorrow’s sinning.

Was it really back in Oct 17 that I thoroughly enjoyed donning a pair of Continue reading

Rubber mullet

Posted in Fetishwear with tags , , , on June 3, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

For those Brits of my generation, the phrase rubber mullet may well bring back traumatic memories of Timmy Mallet and his big, pink, foam hammer. If it doesn’t, be thankful. Be very tankful!

When I hear the word mullet, I always think of Billy Ray Cyrus. It’s not that I’m a big country fan, but as celeb mullets go, I think Billy really got it right … or really got it wrong, depending on how you feel about the hairstyle.

My favourite description of the mullet is … Business at the front, party at the back.

I always thought this was unique to hair cuts, but courtesy of my Tumblr feed and Bianca Beauchamp, it turns out the Mullet Philosophy can extend to rubberwear too.

Whilst I acknowledge the spanking dress is nothing new, it did strike me that this example perfectly illustrated the principal of Business at the front, party at the back.

Wall the walk / Talk the talk

Posted in Fetishwear, Lingerie is for everyone, Random stuff about sex, Underwear with tags , , , , on February 26, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Maybe it was coincidence. It could have been unrelated. Did there have to be a reason why I was feeling up?
I’d had a relatively productive day, and that surely has to be some sort of fillip?
Or maybe spending the day in rubber lingerie was the significant influence?

As I’d zipped up the zip-through latex briefs Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 389 – Walk the walk

Posted in Fetishwear, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on September 22, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

A couple of weeks ago, when I had the privilege of selecting my pick of the week on Sinful Sunday, I bemoaned the predominance of BDSM in terms if kink, and the under-representation of Continue reading

Worst enemy

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , on October 12, 2016 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s as no surprise to me
I am my own worst enemy
‘cos every now and then
I kick the living shit out of me

So goes the song. It resonates with me.
Especially today.
The last couple of months have seen me getting hornier and Continue reading

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