Archive for Rubber underwear

I present Exhibit A

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Underwear with tags , , on August 7, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Having toiled away in the man-shed all day, I was hot and sweaty and desperately in need of a shower and a beer. Everything I was wearing was sweaty and …

The new washing machine had been delivered, and the backlog of laundry was slowly being tamed. The first couple of loads had been washed and dried, and She had put some of it away. So She’d visited my underwear drawer. The draw that wasn’t really doing a very good job of hiding a small item of rubber fetishwear at the back. Or it Continue reading

Underhanded?

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Underwear with tags , , , , on August 5, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

The washing machine had started vibrating badly. Now I know that that might have been a bonus for you, Dear Female Reader, but when the banging gets loud enough to wake the neighbours, and the outlet is leaking onto the floor, it really is time to Continue reading

DLS #14 : Top and tail

Posted in Dirty Little Secrets, Fetishwear with tags , , , , , on October 11, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

My Wife is away on business over night and the significance of this has changed a little in the last week or so. Usually when work has kept Her out of our bed, for me it has been a chance to have more sex than usual … albeit with myself. As we kissed and hugged our goodbyes this morning (in itself a significant change for our habits) She said …
Her: I’ll miss you tonight. I gratuitously fondled Her arse and although She didn’t reciprocate, She didn’t complain either!

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It’s just a case of what you want

Posted in Fetishwear, Male pubic waxing, Random stuff about sex, Sex on my own with tags , , , , , on June 30, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

Uncommonly the family allowed us a lie in this morning. And as my half sleeping mind convinced me I was wandering round a chip shop, trying to find some tartare sauce, with my erect member twitching away like a frog’s leg in a high school  biology experiment, my Wife took hold of my dick and started stoking it vigorously.

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The thin end of the wedgie

Posted in Meet the Masturbator, Sexual politics, Underwear with tags , , , , , , , , , on April 21, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

In a world of ever improving sexual equality, there are still some areas where there is a huge gender gap. Not least when it comes to the way we present ourselves aesthetically. The are so many instances where women are expected to be visually sexual creatures, and this is no more evident than when it comes to underwear. If a woman isn’t wearing flattering panties, all too often she’s regarded frumpy, dysfunctional, slovenly, and she doesn’t even have to have the figure of a Victoria’s Secret model – she is still expected to wear skimpy undies. In my humble opinion it’s nothing more than an out-dated symbol of sexual hierarchy, and it’s time we put an end to it. So I am making a stand against it, even if this is a single handed crusade for

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