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Inappropriate observations

Posted in Fetishwear, Parenting, Sexual politics with tags , , , , , on October 11, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Once a week, for around a month, I have spent a morning in a stereotypically mum environment. As the only full time dad, I stick out like a sore thumb [Ed: Though AM’s sore thumb probably doesn’t stick out quite as much as the full-time-dad-chip on his full-time-dad-shoulder.] and I was openly applauded the first time I turned up for putting myself in that situation as a full-time-dad … much as a full time mum would be openly applauded for enrolling on a brick layers course. [Ed: See? Told ya! Fucking big chip on His shoulder.]

As with many similar gatherings, there was no shortage Continue reading


Posted in Fetishwear, Meet the Masturbator with tags , , , , on October 24, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

A year or two back, the Danish word hygge, was all over the media and we were all informed we should have more of it in our lives. Whilst as a discrete concept it doesn’t have a synonym in English, it is defined as a quality of cosiness and comfortable conviviality that engenders a feeling of contentment or well-being.

The Welsh word cwtch has a similar depth to it, though it refers more literally to a hug, or a cuddle of a very particular kind. Now before you disappear up your metaphorical pussy, Dear Reader, it’s not a sexual cuddle. It’s something far more primal.

Both hygge and cwtch speak of comfort, safety, belonging, value and an emotional warmth. There is a degree of home to them.

So what the fuck has this all got to do with your humble wanker?

The day after I Continue reading

Finally She mentions the underwear drawer

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Underwear with tags , , on August 13, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

She was ironing.
I was watching TV.
And out of the blue She said … Continue reading

Dream party

Posted in Dreaming of sex with tags , , , on October 11, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Just in case you weren’t with me the other day, Inattentive Reader, I’ve had several thematically linked dreams recently, which may give you some indication of what’s on my mind just now …

Dream #2

My Wife and I were going to a party. It wasn’t to be hosted by anyone we knew, and I think attendance must have been strictly by invitation. We were accompanied by Continue reading


Posted in Fetishwear with tags , , , , , , on July 15, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Sometimes a mood just takes you. Often with me, that mood is to look at porn and toss myself off. Sometimes it’s a little kinkier. Recently it’s been a little rubbery.

I don’t get to wear rubber very often, which is a pity, as it’s sexy as hell and I love it. (Latex has a distinct aroma which stays with you if you wear it … unless, as I understand it, your fetish gear has been through a process called chlorination, which mine hasn’t.) I certainly don’t wear it often enough to Continue reading

Piqued my interest

Posted in Fetishwear with tags , , , on February 4, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

After a long spate of work, in a state of mounting sexual frustration I settled down to catch up on some blogging and some online perving. I checked the email account I reserve for sex, followed a couple of links from rubber fetish newsletter, and ended up on Pinterest. It’s not a website I think I’ve ever visited before, and as far as I can see so far, there is no porn as such, but …

As I arrived at the site via a rubber fetish e-newsletter, it’s probably not surprising that I found Continue reading

Paying for pleasure: Update

Posted in Sex with other people with tags , , , , , , on June 10, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

You’ll have noticed that prostitution has been on my mind a lot recently, Dear Reader. I’ve mused on my own willingness to prostitute myself.¬†Channel 4 broadcast the insightful 2 part documentary,¬†Love For Sale. And as I’ve not had my cock wrapped in anything more animated than my fist this year, the chance to have a night away from home has provided the opportunity to have a damn good fuck for cash.

I’d spent a little time perusing those in the right geographical area offering their services (and their bodies) on Adult Work, and had found a couple of women who offered more than a little appeal.

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