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Sinful Sunday 410 – Reductio ad absurdum

Posted in Sinful Sunday with tags , , , on February 16, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Reductio ad absurdum /rɪˌdʌktɪəʊ ad abˈsəːdəm/ (idiom) : a method of proving the falsity of a premise by showing that its logical consequence is absurd or contradictory.

Literally, it translates as reduce to absurdity.

Sinful Sunday

Reduce to absurdity?

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Bad ideas – 3 : Pandora’s case

Posted in Bad ideas, Fixing a broken marriage, Porn, Sex toys, Underwear with tags , , , on October 5, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

In case you thought my plotting attempts to passively engage my Wife in conversation about celibacy (or indeed any remedial options) were limited to duplicitous provocations with underwear and laundry, remember there is no shortage of perversions I could allow my Wife stumble upon.

There’s the selection of Continue reading

I’m blaming Jo

Posted in Sex toys with tags , , , , on October 16, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s your fault, Jo. If you hadn’t been quite so enthusiastic about me trying to recreate your fantastic Sinful Sunday pose. You know the one. The shot from a low level, gazing up your gorgeous legs to your peach of an arse, all naked except for a pair of black fishnet stockings. This picture …

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One of life’s great mysteries

Posted in Dreaming of sex with tags , on August 8, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

About 4:30am I wake with a hard on.
Standard operating procedure.
I’d been dreaming about sex.
Still nothing unusual.
The dream had been about Continue reading

Now it’s here. Now it’s not.

Posted in Sex toys with tags , on July 3, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

They arrived.
My New toys.
They look so delightfully kinky.
And yet …
They both look a little bigger than expected. Ironically, both probably

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Seven Ages Of Sex (Or rather 9)

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , , , , on June 23, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

When you’re 5yrs old, kissing is normal. Girls kissing boys. Girls kissing girls. Boys kissing boys.  Boys kissing dads. Mums kissing sons. Everyone snuggling up on the sofa together in their PJs means everything is normal. The world is normal.

When you’re 10yrs old, kissing is yeuch!!! Girls don’t want to go near boys coz they smell, and boys are happy to be left alone to smell. Unless they’re chasing girls and trying to make them inhale. As for your parents kissing and cuddling … double yeuch!!!! That’s sooooo gross! Just as well you’re asleep long before your dad has tied your mum to the bed and she’s eagerly whimpers Harder daddy, harder, Baby’s been a baaad girl and he thrusts his swollen willie up her swollen … oh yeah … willies and … well, girls don’t have willies, do they … that’s all just hilarious.

When you’re 15yrs old, girls want to kiss boys, and Continue reading

The other reason

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Sex on my own, Sex toys, Underwear with tags , , , on July 8, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

Having said yesterday that there’s still a small part of me that hopes that somehow my Wife might be encouraged / provoked into proudly releasing Her inner slut, there is another, more pragmatic reason why I’d like Her to find some of my porn / sex toys / more sexual clothing. Continue reading

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