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Position vacant: Personal shopper

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Underwear with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on June 28, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s time to buy some new underwear. No, no, no. For me, Dear Reader, not for my Wife! Only 3 of the 7 items I bought Her for Xmas have so far been worn; of those, one has only been worn once, and the other 5 still have the retailer’s tags attached. No, there’s no point in me throwing good money after bad and investing in satin and lace if, not only will I never see it, but it will never get closer to my Wife’s fun-bits than I have in the last 5 months.

No, I need to buy some new smalls for myself. And this is where I’m after some help from the girls. I need a personal shopper. I need some suggestions for what to buy.

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