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Cause and effect

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , on November 18, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Having moved out of Our bedroom and started sleeping on my own two weeks ago, there have been several significant changes.

  1. A couple of times I’ve woken in the middle of the night and Continue reading

Why don’t you…?

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with my wife with tags , , , on January 9, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Her: You’re falling asleep.
Me: Yeah. I know.
When we’d crashed on the sofa I’d asked Her to wake me if I dozed off. It’s a bad habit of mine which doesn’t help me sleep through the night. (Of course when we fucked last week, I slept like the dead, but don’t think She’s made the connection.)
Her: Do you just want to go to bed.
Me: And be awake at 5am again? No.
Her: Do you want to go to bed and not go to sleep?
[… pause …]
Me: Do you mean … sex?
Her: Continue reading


Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , on October 25, 2016 by Accidental Masturbator

The next morning I was awake about 5:00am. Awake enough that there was no obviously point in staying in bed.

Some 3 or 4 hrs later I heard my Wife go into the bathroom, and as She returned to the bedroom I headed back upstairs to get a shower.
We passed on the landing, my erection still swollen with self-importance. She Continue reading

I really am …

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex on my own with tags , , on February 25, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

… to use Evie The Rabbit‘s word … insatiable.

It was only yesterday we agreed [Did we agree, or was it my unilateral suggestion?] to make time for sex on Tuesday nights and Sunday mornings.
It is only 16 or so hours until we will test our collective resolve for the first time.
It was only last week that I resolved to stop flaunting my horniness quite so much.
And yet …

Two hours before the alarm clock and I’m awake with a hand clasping my hard-on.
My Wife’s breathing and movement suggests She’s awake too.
I reach across to Her and Continue reading

The aftermath

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , on October 5, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

When my Wife got home from work nothing was said about the text conversation. No surprise there.
My balls still ached, badly enough that the vast majority of my horniness was displaced hours ago.
I went off into the Big Smoke and networked successfully (I think).
About 10pm I got a text from my Wife saying “It’s no good. Cant stay awake. Going to bed.” As I was at best 90min from home, and there were folk I still needed to talk to, there was no way She was going to be up for a fuck by the time I got home.
When I eventually did, She stirred, Continue reading

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