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Rubber – Why

Posted in Fetishwear with tags , , , , , , , , , on January 12, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

So you’ve read about how I discovered my love of latex, which must have left you wondering, Shocked Reader, just why I love it so much? Let me try to explain.
But first, this will be a post which is improved with a little audience participation:
You’re reading about rubber as a fetish, so let’s experience it. Go down to your local DIY / hardware store and find a pack of latex gloves. The thin sort, that are used for medical practitioners when they gently ease an exploratory finger into your cunt or arse, but are also often used by mechanics and decorators. Make sure you get natural latex gloves (usually a creamy white colour), not Nitrile (often blue, black or purple) or PVC (more translucent with a faint grey tint) and try to find some that are talc’ed (as opposed to those sold as powder free). Finally make sure they fit well, you don’t want them to be loose on your hands.

Now off you go and get some of these from B&Q or Home Depot and we can meet back here when your properly dressed.

Dum de dum.
Dum de dum.
Dum de diddly diddly dum.
Dum de dum.
Dum d … ah, there you are. That was quick. You must have been really keen to try this, Inquisitive Reader. You’ve got your gloves on? Marvellous.
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Nomenclature

Posted in Sexual politics with tags , , , , , , , , , , on June 7, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

… and then we had sex.
Oh come on, Dear Reader, of course we didn’t. You should know better than that. It’s been about 4 months since I last sheathed my weapon in anything more than my fist, and I hope you have enough faith in my indiscretion to know that I would have told you were it otherwise. “… and then we had sex” was just a throw-away line from a book I’m reading. (I should also add it’s not a book with any significant sexual content.)

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