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Probably not.

Posted in Underwear with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 10, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

As you know, Dear Reader, I’m a bit of an underwear junkie. My favorite brand these days is Ergowear, and as with the way online shopping, I get regular promotional emails from them.
[NB I’m not remotely connected with the company, and I don’t get anything  from them for plugging them.]

One of the most recent was titled 10 Signs Your Underwear Needs an Upgrade. An interesting presumption, I though, but I read on … Continue reading

Hello girls

Posted in Underwear with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 27, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

Pretty much everyone in the western hemisphere (and I’m guessing much of the eastern) who has even a passing interest in tits will be acquainted with the supportive work of the Wonderbra. And those over the age of 25 or so, will fondly remember Eva Herzigova and the advertising slogan “Hello boys!”
No? You don’t?
Let me remind you …

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Underwear update 2

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Not quite about sex but ..., Underwear with tags , , , , , , , on October 4, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

Yesterday the first part of my new underwear bulk buy arrived in the post: the grey Low Rise Mens Airtex Mesh Snug Fit Sexy Briefs. And they are about as low rise as it’s possible to get Continue reading

Underwear update

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Underwear with tags , , , , , , on September 29, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

Sometimes I have a tendency towards procrastination, but I like to make sure things are done right, and sometimes that takes time. It’s been a over 3 months since I came to the conclusion that I really did need to buy some new underwear, and I’ve spent many days in that time realising I hadn’t kept up with the laundry. The simple result regularly being a day or two going commando.

Finally this morning I logged onto Giggleberries (I love that name) and Amazon and did a spot of shopping. Rather than sticking with my recent habit of black Sloggis, I thought I’d go for something different. Something that might catch my Wife’s attention and get Her thinking about getting into my pants (UK). My efforts may well be in vain – whilst She will doubtless notice, will probably comment, I’m afraid my optimism for anything more is waning – but you don’t win the lottery if you don’t buy a ticket. Continue reading

Position vacant: Personal shopper

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Underwear with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on June 28, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s time to buy some new underwear. No, no, no. For me, Dear Reader, not for my Wife! Only 3 of the 7 items I bought Her for Xmas have so far been worn; of those, one has only been worn once, and the other 5 still have the retailer’s tags attached. No, there’s no point in me throwing good money after bad and investing in satin and lace if, not only will I never see it, but it will never get closer to my Wife’s fun-bits than I have in the last 5 months.

No, I need to buy some new smalls for myself. And this is where I’m after some help from the girls. I need a personal shopper. I need some suggestions for what to buy.

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The thin end of the wedgie

Posted in Meet the Masturbator, Sexual politics, Underwear with tags , , , , , , , , , on April 21, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

In a world of ever improving sexual equality, there are still some areas where there is a huge gender gap. Not least when it comes to the way we present ourselves aesthetically. The are so many instances where women are expected to be visually sexual creatures, and this is no more evident than when it comes to underwear. If a woman isn’t wearing flattering panties, all too often she’s regarded frumpy, dysfunctional, slovenly, and she doesn’t even have to have the figure of a Victoria’s Secret model – she is still expected to wear skimpy undies. In my humble opinion it’s nothing more than an out-dated symbol of sexual hierarchy, and it’s time we put an end to it. So I am making a stand against it, even if this is a single handed crusade for

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