Archive for The 7 Day Celibacy Challenge

The unexpected

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex on my own, Sex with my wife with tags , , , , on August 25, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

In the wake of the current challenge, yesterday I resolved to try to fuck my Wife either last night or this morning.

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It’s all getting a bit out of hand

Posted in Sex with my wife with tags , on August 23, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

For those who do not yet know, Hyacinth and I have made a pact of celibacy. That’s not to say we have agreed not to fuck each other (I sincerely doubt I could satisfy her), but rather to abstain from orgasming for a week. It may seem like madness, and on Hy’s part I think it probably is, but it all seems to be snowballing (… and no, I don’t mean snowballing).

If you want the whole story you’ll need to read Stop The Presses and That’s Twice In About A Week, and It’s Best To Share (especially the conversation between Hy and myself in the comments), and a whole lot of my fixing a broken marriage posts, but I’ll save you a little trouble and paraphrase.

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It’s best to share (your kinks)

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with my wife with tags , , , , , , , on August 21, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

The other night we fucked for just the second time in 7 months. Ok. Ok. I know I keep going on about this, but it’s a big deal, and in my position you would too! And I do have a point to make: we fucked and I didn’t cum. When we’d popped our 7 month cherry one week previously, I had the same problem. On both occasions my thrusting was thwarted by tholo threx. Thorry – getting carried away with alliteration there. On both occasions, my fucking was frustrated by folo fex. Oh bollocks. You know what I mean – I’ve been wanking too much!

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