Archive for The infamous red underwear

Visible panty line

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, The Red Torsolette with tags , , , , on August 22, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Early in the morning I’d hung out the first load of washing as I headed down out to the man-cave.
A couple of hours later, She hung out the second load whilst I tinkered with a project.

The arms of the laundry airer are pretty much exactly at eye height for me. And so, later still, as I walked back to the house for a cup of tea, they hit me in the face.
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Not for me

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , on August 21, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

I wouldn’t say we flirted during the day. There was noticeably a little more physical contact than usual … ie more than none … and nothing much more than a passing hand on the shoulder, but that, in combination with Her wearing The Infamous Red Underwear (not that there is any reason to think She knew I knew She was wearing it) gave me considerable hope for a fuck last night.

10:30pm came.
We had both snoozed off in front of the TV.
Me: I’m off to bed.
Her:

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News Flash (of red)

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, The Red Torsolette with tags , on August 20, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

If you’ve been around for a while, Dear Reader, you will know I have some bad habits. I can think of at least a handful of you who have called me out on one or more of them. One in particular is my habit of

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Underhanded?

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Underwear with tags , , , , on August 5, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

The washing machine had started vibrating badly. Now I know that that might have been a bonus for you, Dear Female Reader, but when the banging gets loud enough to wake the neighbours, and the outlet is leaking onto the floor, it really is time to Continue reading

Collar and cuffs

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Parentiing and sex, The Red Torsolette, Underwear with tags , , on June 12, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

We were heading out to a big family get-together; the sort where smart dress was de rigueur. I couldn’t help notice that amongst the clothes She’d laid out on the bed were The Infamous Red Bra and Panties. Conspicuously, although there was also a suspended belt, it wasn’t the one that matched.

As my Wife was getting dressed, and started to put Her blouse on, our youngest walked into the room and offered some advice:

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Valentine’s Day massacred

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , , on February 14, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

The plan was there was no plan. Did that constitute a plan? [shrug]

I was up an hour and a half before She was. That was fine – I didn’t want to face a sexless Valentine’s gesture when She woke. I’d laid the table for breakfast, as I do that most days, when She came downstairs and put an Continue reading

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