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Collar and cuffs

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Parentiing and sex, The Red Torsolette, Underwear with tags , , on June 12, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

We were heading out to a big family get-together; the sort where smart dress was de rigueur. I couldn’t help notice that amongst the clothes She’d laid out on the bed were The Infamous Red Bra and Panties. Conspicuously, although there was also a suspended belt, it wasn’t the one that matched.

As my Wife was getting dressed, and started to put Her blouse on, our youngest walked into the room and offered some advice:

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Valentine’s Day massacred

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , , on February 14, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

The plan was there was no plan. Did that constitute a plan? [shrug]

I was up an hour and a half before She was. That was fine – I didn’t want to face a sexless Valentine’s gesture when She woke. I’d laid the table for breakfast, as I do that most days, when She came downstairs and put an Continue reading

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