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Gym jocks

Posted in Underwear with tags , , , , on August 9, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

As I looked around the gym changing room (and admit it, Dear Reader, you also have a tendency to take more than the occasional voyeuristic peek at the hot, sweaty gym bunnies as they strut naked from their locker to the shower) something caught my eye.

No, Hopeful Reader, it wasn’t a 12″ cock, swinging like a pendulum as it was released from supportive Lycra.  No. The thing that stood out was Continue reading

‘Tis an ill wind …

Posted in Sex on my own, Sex toys, Underwear with tags , , , on March 1, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Whilst it was not by design, it was inevitable that as soon as I moved into the spare bedroom, nearly 3 months ago, I would make the most of being able to could jerk off as often as I wanted. When I was sleeping in Our celibate bed, if I wanted a wank when I went to bed, I either had to Continue reading

Probably not.

Posted in Underwear with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 10, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

As you know, Dear Reader, I’m a bit of an underwear junkie. My favorite brand these days is Ergowear, and as with the way online shopping, I get regular promotional emails from them.
[NB I’m not remotely connected with the company, and I don’t get anything  from them for plugging them.]

One of the most recent was titled 10 Signs Your Underwear Needs an Upgrade. An interesting presumption, I though, but I read on … Continue reading

Hello girls

Posted in Underwear with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 27, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

Pretty much everyone in the western hemisphere (and I’m guessing much of the eastern) who has even a passing interest in tits will be acquainted with the supportive work of the Wonderbra. And those over the age of 25 or so, will fondly remember Eva Herzigova and the advertising slogan “Hello boys!”
No? You don’t?
Let me remind you …

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Underwear update

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Underwear with tags , , , , , , on September 29, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

Sometimes I have a tendency towards procrastination, but I like to make sure things are done right, and sometimes that takes time. It’s been a over 3 months since I came to the conclusion that I really did need to buy some new underwear, and I’ve spent many days in that time realising I hadn’t kept up with the laundry. The simple result regularly being a day or two going commando.

Finally this morning I logged onto Giggleberries (I love that name) and Amazon and did a spot of shopping. Rather than sticking with my recent habit of black Sloggis, I thought I’d go for something different. Something that might catch my Wife’s attention and get Her thinking about getting into my pants (UK). My efforts may well be in vain – whilst She will doubtless notice, will probably comment, I’m afraid my optimism for anything more is waning – but you don’t win the lottery if you don’t buy a ticket. Continue reading

The thin end of the wedgie

Posted in Meet the Masturbator, Sexual politics, Underwear with tags , , , , , , , , , on April 21, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

In a world of ever improving sexual equality, there are still some areas where there is a huge gender gap. Not least when it comes to the way we present ourselves aesthetically. The are so many instances where women are expected to be visually sexual creatures, and this is no more evident than when it comes to underwear. If a woman isn’t wearing flattering panties, all too often she’s regarded frumpy, dysfunctional, slovenly, and she doesn’t even have to have the figure of a Victoria’s Secret model – she is still expected to wear skimpy undies. In my humble opinion it’s nothing more than an out-dated symbol of sexual hierarchy, and it’s time we put an end to it. So I am making a stand against it, even if this is a single handed crusade for

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