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Game Of Tits

Posted in Random stuff about sex, Sexual politics with tags , , on August 10, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

We watched the last episode of a TV box set. Another series is on its way in the next year, but for now out go-to weekend evening entertainment had ended.
Her: We could give Game Of Thrones a go?
In my head: Really? Are you not aware of its reputation?
As we are probably about the only people in the Western hemisphere not to have gorged ourselves on GoT, and knowing my Wife as you do, Loyal Reader, you are doubtless thinking Continue reading

Leathel weapons

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , on September 9, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Part 1 of a short series of fun and sexy things I found on the internet.

When James Bond set out to do battle with the world’s biggest villains, he expected to come up against the likes of Jaws, Odd Job and even Rosa Klebb with her flick knife shoes, and fuck a whole host of femme fatales along the way. But I’ll wager he Continue reading

P-Ink

Posted in Random stuff about sex, Sexual politics with tags , , on November 17, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

I like tits.
I like tattoos.
I like great things done by those who are not so often regarded as great by the great unwashed masses.I like this. Continue reading

Twice the detail

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Male pubic waxing, Sex with my wife, The Red Torsolette with tags , , , , , , on October 4, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

After teasing you, Dear Reader, with news of me getting my end away over the last couple of days, I felt a little guilty about not filling you in with all the graphically pornographic details. So…

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Why you should want your tits fondled

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , on March 9, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

If you’re part of the Facebook community and are not familiar with I fucking love science, you should be. (That said if you subscribe to ideas like creationism, exorcism or homeopathy, and don’t want to be challenged or offended, you probably shouldn’t. No offence intended!) Whether you’re a fan of science or not, sometimes its just nice to know that science is on the side of pervs like me and you, Dear Reader. Not only that, gratuitous sex might not be quite as gratuitous as you think – it’s actually good for you.

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Misjudged

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , on October 28, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

One of the great things about TV stations finally catching up with internet technology is that you can now watch some shows from weeks, months or even years ago, without having to violate laws intended to protect intellectual property rights. So if you never actually got into the show that was the hot topic round the water cooler three years ago, you can still belatedly climb up onto the bandwaggon. In the last few days I have done precisely that with the black comedy, Misfits. (Apologies to those outside the UK as you may not be able to view that link without a proxy server. As an alternative, this should tell you a lot more about it.)

If you don’t know already (or indeed know far more than I do) the basic premiss is that a bunch of teenage young offenders get caught in a strange electrical storm whilst doing community service, which gives them various super-powers. The thing that makes it relevant to my blog is that, despite being only 3 episodes in, I’m pleased to say there’s quite a bit of sex in it.

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DLS #9 : School reunion

Posted in Dirty Little Secrets with tags , , , , , , , on September 18, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

Tonight I a meeting up with a couple of folk I know from school; Liam and Paul. (Noel and Tony are respectively out of the country and otherwise occupied.) Liam was a good friend for a long time, though our lives have gone in very different directions, and we have juxtaposed views on a lot of things. Paul was a complete shit to me at school, and I’ve only met him since when in the company of mutual friends, and on the false friendship pages of FaceBook. To the best of my knowledge, he and I have have also lived very differently for the past 2 decades, and frankly I don’t really care if I never see him again. But because we have a modicum of shared history, and a mutual friend in Liam, we will sit down this evening and try to be sociable towards each other.

So what’s this got to do with my sex blog?

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