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The Red and The Blue

Posted in Fetishwear with tags , on May 6, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Way back in the history of stop-frame animation there were a glorious couple of characters known simply as The Red and The Blue. Two antagonistic, amorphous blobs of clay who featured in a briliantly funny, and beautifully exicuted series of short films. I don’t mention this for any other reason than
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The end of me

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , , , , on September 26, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

I wonder if I’m dying.
Not literally. I’m not that self obsessed and dour.
But a part of me.
A big part of me.
The sex part of me.

Nearly 7 years ago, when I started this sex blog, I was Continue reading

Stumbler

Posted in Porn with tags , , , , on January 12, 2016 by Accidental Masturbator

Ages ago I heard some statistic about nearly a quater of Tumbler’s content being porn.
How awesom is that? If Wikipedia is right about the number of blogs hosted by Tumbler, thats ove 60 million people sharing pics that they get off to while they are fingering their own cunts and stroking their own cocks.
So why has it taken so fucking long for me to really check it out properly?
I guess the answer is brand loyalty. For no other reason than I stumbled upon a horny blog article about Continue reading

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