Archive for Underwear

Somrwhere under the rainbow

Posted in Random stuff about sex, Underwear with tags , , , , on June 28, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

As we head towards the end of June or, as it is better known, Pride Month, it seems appropriate to roll out the rainbows in support of all our LGBTTQQIAAP friends (as well as both the GSD/MOGAI arseholes and angels about whom we know as little as all the straight/cis strangers of the world).

You will know, Loyal Reader, I’m not only all in favour of fucking whoever the fuck you want, I’m also an advocate of Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 388 – Collar and cuffs

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , , on September 15, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

A couple of times recently, people have commented on my colourful socks.
I wouldn’t say I’m proud of my socks, but I do make a point of having colourful socks. More importantly, I make a point of ensuring my underwear and socks match whenever possible.

You’ll doubtless know my stance on Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 315 – Branding

Posted in Sinful Sunday with tags , , on April 23, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

I’ve mentioned my favorite brand of underwear on numerous occasions. The respective company specialise in what they refer to as pouch underwear, swimwear and athletic apparel for men. Follow the above link, and somewhere I’m sure I’ve explained exactly why I like them.

Anyway …

A couple of the more recent pairs I acquired have company logo embossed into the new style waistbands. Assuming you’ve worn a strapless dress at least once, Dear Female Reader, you will know quite how readily bra straps leave their mark. I couldn’t help notice today these trunks have a similar effect.

Sinful Sunday

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Imelda who?

Posted in Sexual politics, Underwear with tags , , , , on January 14, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

The Xmas holidays are over, so I’m back to doing the school run, and it got me thinking: stereotypically, women, especially stereotypical school moms, are stereotypically renowned for getting off on shopping. Stereotypically, that is often for shoes.

Stereotypes exist for a reason – there’s frequently a degree of truth in them. I believe the received wisdom is, in the case of shoes, that it’s a form of self validation. Although it is generally unacceptable to say so, unless you’re careful, being a Continue reading


Posted in Random stuff about sex, Sexual politics with tags , , , on January 12, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

In my experience, Man Shopping is demonstrably different to Woman Shopping when it cones to clothes. I’m not suggesting either is better or worse, they’re just different. Men commonly walk into a clothes shop, see something they like, check the size, and buy it. Women are more likely to want to try things on.

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Mina Stephan

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , on July 22, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

Although I’m not the most prolific user, I do have a presence onTwitter (or Twatter as I prefer to call it) for occasional pervy updates and one of the people I follow is the gorgeous Toronto based model Mina Stephan. She has a delectable habit of posting pictures of herself in various states of undress, and whilst I’d love to see a little more pussy, she rarely fails to give me a bit of a boner.

The other day she posted some utterly delicious shots of her in a play-suit that I really thought you might enjoy, and thankfully Mina has given me permission to link to them here. I hope they get you as horny as they got me.

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Expect the unexpected

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with my wife, The Red Torsolette, Underwear with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 16, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

This weekend my Wife and I had a blissfully childless weekend away at an upmarket hotel. You shouldn’t be surprised, Dear Reader, to know that the mere thought had my jeans bursting at the fly, and in anticipation of the naked fun I was dreaming of, I made preparations for Operation Eyeball Obelisk.

I should probably be a little ashamed of myself, but in the hope of reciprocation, before we’d left home I’d taken a peek in Wife’s underwear drawer, to see if She might be wearing some of Her Xmas present: the bra and one pair of briefs were absent – a good sign, but the thong, torsolette¬†and suspenders were still there. Not surprising, but a pity.

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