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Do robots dream of electric dildos?

Posted in Random stuff about sex, Sex toys, Sexual politics with tags , , , , on January 3, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

When Channel 4 recently made a show about sex robots for their robot / AI season, I’ll acknowledge my interest was partly lascivious, but I was just as curious to know about the state of the engineering and, possibly, about those who might buy a sex robot.

Whilst the electronic advances are impressive, we are Continue reading

It’s what he would have wanted

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , on January 4, 2016 by Accidental Masturbator

Even those with little interest music will probably have heard in the last few days about the death of Ian “Lemmy” Kilmister, the lead singer of seminal rock band Motörhead. Social media has been flooded with tributes, and I can’t count how many people I know it turns out had met him, and universally said what a great guy he was.

By all accounts he lived the archetypal life of Continue reading

They didn’t guess instantly?

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , on August 18, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

Forgive me Dear Reader, for I have been watching mindless drivel on TV. It was late, I was tired, though not quite enough to bed, and my brain had dropped into neutral. When what ever I was watching finished I carelessly just sat through the commercials and got sucked into the next show. It was drivel.

So why mention it?

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How could I?

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with my wife, Sex with other people with tags , , , , , on June 3, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

If I could easily make money from sex, I’m pretty damn sure I would. Setting aside the notorious health risks and the potential problems for privacy and stigma, yes, I’d happily be a porn star. Stunt cock would be pretty cool, though my ego would probably want to take a more staring role. I’d absolutely love to be a cock model for vibrators, though considering the decidedly average dimensions of my member, I think that isn’t a commercially viable prospect. But top of my list of ways I’d be happy to make money from sex is escorting. If I could get paid to fuck Continue reading

Twice-a-day-for-a-week challenge: Day 3

Posted in Sex on my own, Sex toys with tags , , , , , , , on July 3, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

Again, last night, I was feeling a little lack lustre. Having filled my Fleshlight with cum twice in less than 8 hours, I really shouldn’t be surprised how productive a day I had – I’ve long felt that shooting my load helps clear my mind for work.  I’d been busy, so by the time I was even remotely considering bed, I didn’t really have the will to wank. But then, Continue reading

More conversations should be like this

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , on February 15, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

(I wish I could say this was my story, Dear Reader. It is that of a friend and, whilst I can’t vouch for it’s veracity, I sincerely hope it’s true.)

Cycling home tonight, my friend stopped at traffic lights next to a car with it’s roof down. The driver’s phone rang and, being responsibly connected to a hands-free kit,  the phone automatically answered. It was his girlfriend / wife / lover / mistress / fuck buddy. The conversations went something like this … Continue reading

Women I’ve slept with. Part 1: The girl who took my virginity

Posted in Sex with other people with tags , , , , , , , , , on January 8, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

I’ve had a dozen sexual partners, although I think I’m quite proud of the fact that I didn’t know that until I’d written down all their names and then counted them. I dare say many of you have had far more, and some of you may well have had far fewer. So I feel no embarrassment at the number. Continue reading

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