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Hey! There’s a hand in my pants

Posted in Fiction with tags on May 30, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

There’s a hand in my pants.
How did that get there? It’s not like its mine!
Actually, I’m not wearing any pants.
That makes a little more sense.
But it’s still not my hand.
What day is it?
Yes, it’s fucking relevant! Continue reading

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