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I can’t tell if She’s listening?

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Parenting, Sex, Sex with my wife with tags , , , , on October 6, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

Last night it was my turn to be asleep on the sofa at 9:30. At 10pm I was asleep in bed an I have no idea what time my Wife came to bed.

Come Sunday morning, no surprises, I’m awake way too early, She’s asleep, and my erection is twitching like Frankenstein’s monster still wired to the lightning conductor.

Oh yeah … and my balls still ache.

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