Archive for Wedding ring


Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , on July 18, 2020 by Accidental Masturbator

I stopped wearing my wedding ring years ago. Well, I stopped wearing it on my hand. Instead it has hung on a chord around my neck, like some cadaverous albatross. Maybe that sounds a little morbid, but the chronic dysfunction of our relationship has long led me to feel We have not been married for most of Our marriage.

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Going backwards

Posted in Dr Ruth, Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , , on July 26, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

It was an innocent enough request on Her part. Obviously She felt justified in making it.
To me it seemed irrational. I complied, though it irritated me to do so.
Nothing more was said, but it sat in the back of my mind.

Was this going to be The New Us?

We had supper as a family.
It was all sociable.
And when the plates were cleared an my Wife and I were left alone in the kitchen, I asked for a Dr Ruth moment.
We sat.
And I asked why She had made what I felt was an unjustified request.

Now you might think, Dear Reader, that Continue reading

Sinfull Sunday 402 – Jingle balls

Posted in Ball stretching, Sinful Sunday with tags , on December 22, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Originally this post was going to be titled Well Hung. Not because I am – I’m not – it just seemed entirely apt. But as I walked to the shops, I could hear a gentle jangling from inside my trousers.

The first time I wore a steel collar ball stretcher was nearly a disaster. Walking home from the shops, I felt Continue reading

New toys Pt1

Posted in Sex toys with tags , on July 17, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Two new toys.
One steel. One silicone.
One external. One internal.
Both stretch.

The first …

Some time back, I seem to remember one of your number, Dear Reader, describing my ball stretchers as pretty, and if this new one isn’t a thing of kinky beauty, I don’t Continue reading

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