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Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags on June 12, 2016 by Accidental Masturbator

I have a theory, Dear Reader. But before I expound upon it I need your input.

It’s a simple question, and one I shall explain if I can get enough raw data, but I don’t want to guide you’re answers, so … Continue reading

You’re really not helping

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , on November 9, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

As you know, Loyal Reader, I have a lot of work on right now. Hence my preemptive wank the other day. But in the light of my Wife’s desire to “do the same for me more oftenContinue reading

Bored bored bored

Posted in Meet the Masturbator with tags , , , on June 22, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

I’m bored. I’ve got a shed load of work to do and it’s about as boring as it can possibly be. It requires less than 1% of my attention. Where do you suppose the other 99% of my mind is, Dear Reader?

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