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Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , on December 21, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

When you work as a freelancer, an invitation to a client’s Xmas party is more than welcome. A chance to actually meet some of the names you see on emails and the disembodied voices on phones. If it’s in a swanky bar and the drinks are on the house … even better!

For staffers, the stereotype sees colleagues sneaking off to the stationary cupboard together to drunkenly exorcise all the sexual tension that’s been building up in the office. But when you’re struggling to put faces to names, such opportunities are a low priority. You’re more worried about shagging the secret admiree of the person who books you.

Not that that stops you fantasizing. And when Continue reading

Xmas cheer

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , on December 7, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s Xmas.
It’s time for clients to email suppliers  or visa versa) and buy them a few drinks before every one stops working for a week and a half.

On my way home from a rare drink with 5 people I know and 100 people with whom I may have had innumerable email conversations but don’t recognise, I feel the need to Continue reading

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