Archive for Xmas

Sleeping arangements and other things

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex therapy with tags , , , , , on December 22, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

There was discussion about the logistics of Xmas. Transportation of elderly relatives. Menu choices. Shopping for food. Sleeping arrangements.  In their own way any if these are equally tortuous matters. Sleeping arrangements (we have been sleeping in separate rooms for over a month now) were probably mentioned early on. The discussion was postponed until the younger proportion of the family was tucked up in bed.

I had a moment alone in the kitchen. I reflected on sleeping arrangements. My thoughts were not of sex, just of being in bed with my Wife. I really wasn’t thinking about sex. Really. Just sharing the same 5ft by 6ft space. But Continue reading

Dress to impress

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , on November 26, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

As we approach the festive season, and we rack out brains for gifts to bestow upon our loved (and lusted) ones, here’s a suggestion. (Though if your mother-in-law will be joining you for Xmas lunch, you might not want your other half unwrapping it in public.) Continue reading

What of the blue lace?

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Porn, Underwear with tags , , , on December 26, 2012 by Accidental Masturbator

We seem to be falling towards a different pattern with sex. (I say towards, rather than into, as the latter would imply we’re having sex on anything like a regular basis. And we’re not!) If we’re both awake about 6am we’ll try to fuck.

On Xmas Day morning we were both awake about 6am and we tried to fuck.

See? The pattern’s forming itself quite nicely. Continue reading

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