You want to know how the date that Ally and I arranged just before Xmas went, don’t you, Dear Reader? And did Eva really think that kink was so important? After Ally and I agreed a time and place to meet, there was a little more banter, and
Many, many moons ago, after work, I went for a drink with a couple of female colleagues. I mention their gender as we ended up having quite a few more than a drink and the conversation got rather revealing and particularly sexual. I’m pleased to be able to say that nothing inappropriate happened and no … More I think therefore I am
When you’ve spent 90min with your legs spread and then your arse cheeks spread. When an attractive woman has had your cock’n’balls in her hands. When she’s inflicted pain and you’ve paid for the pleasure. When you’ve had
Having resolved to take a swim in the more salacious end of the O.L.D. pool, where the FWBs, swingers and one-night-standers hang out, I had to give some thought to sexual health. I’m pretty comfortable with the idea of being
Without any reasonable justification, Dear Reader, I’m impatient. Berate me for it. I deserve it. Why? Because its barely been a week since I started taking O.L.D. seriously, and
Having unpacked the majority of the boxes after moving house, some of the last items were the pictures. I don’t have many framed pictures. Before I moved in with my snqeWife, I’d only owned my own flat for about 18 months, having previously been in shared accommodation, so other than the ubiquitous
With the sad news that Claire is seeming not in a hurry for us to get back together, my mind has turned to other things. When taken seriously, online dating has, so far, felt
Moving into my new house has been a bit of an eye opener, on various fronts. Possibly most stark is the sense of relief. Not just because it’s taken so long coming, but more importantly
My best guess is that I first signed up for an OKCupid account about 3yrs ago. Initially, it was kind of a thought experiment: divorce wasn’t on the table at the time and I really just wanted to know if I was datable. Once divorce had been agreed, O.L.D. became a little more real. I … More Things are getting real
Remember my Shopping List, Dear Reader? Or should we call it a shopping lust? Well it feels like I’m haemorrhaging money at the moment. For a couple of days, there was an eye watering amount of money in my bank account, by way of my divorce settlement. Then my house purchase went through and there … More Buy buy buy!!!
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