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Sinful Sunday 450 – WTF

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags on November 24, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

(This week is unprecedented, as My photo is not entirely My photo. It is My photo, in as much as it was taken for Me and at My request, but as you will see, it most definitely is not a photo of Me.)

What the fuck?
Actually, what’s the fucking point?
Seriously! What is the point?

What’s the point of porn?

The simple answer is visual sexual stimulation. But whilst yhat explains the function of porn, it doesn’t really explain the point of porn.

Surely for most of us, most of the time, porn is just filling a hole (if you’ll pardon the pun) not otherwise filled. After all, who would rather be wanking while staring down an image of someone else fucking than stare up at the person they were actually fucking?

That is certainly true of this image. I would be far more visually stimulated by watching my Wife’s cunt rise and sink down on by a photo of someone else fingering their cunt.[1]

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Not that I didn’t appreciate one of my Generous Readers taking a photo of herself fingering her cunt and sending it to Me.[2] And I most certainly did have a wank over it. [3]

We had fallen into conversation off-blog and, perhaps unsurprisingly, conversation turned to flirting turned to probing questions turned to exchange of fantasies turned to exchange of porno-selfies turned to my request for a Sinful Sunday submission landing in my inbox.

Later, as I showered off the sweat and cum, I wondered how I might justify the situation to my Wife. After all, I would be far more visually stimulated by watching my Her cunt rise and sink down on my cock than by a photo of someone else fingering their cunt. And I wouldn’t feel the need to wank over it.

Perhaps that’s just the same lame excuse trotted out by those whose partners uncover sexual infidelity – She wouldn’t have needed to fuck the photo-copier engineet in the stationary cupboard if her husband had been fulfilling his conjugal duties.

It’s not a justification to anyone who hears it, and me wanking over selfie-porn sent to Me by someone who has read my sex blog … well … I want to fuck … I want my Wife to fuck me … and I’m sure it’s not the excuse my Wife would want to hear, but if She isn’t going to fuck Me, at least I’m not fucking someone else.

And maybe that’s the point if porn.

[1] The Fantastic Reader who is knuckle deep in her cunt in this image is well aware that I’d rather be fucking my Wife, and is fully supportive of that and …
[2] … and she has given her full consent for me to publish her photo …
[3] … and after the news that I had jerked off over her pictures, was sufficiently undeterred that she sent another, more explicit cunt-wank photo. So I’ll take that as approval.

Sinful Sunday 448 – Poster boy

Posted in Sinful Sunday with tags , , , on November 9, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Anyone who grew up in the UK in the 80s undoubtedly had at least one Athena poster on their bedroom wall. Their art prints and posters were as ubiquitous as their subject matter, ranging from cute kittens and fast cars to art-deco seascapes and air-brush kisses. At least two of their posters have become genuine icons of the late 20th century.

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Sinful Sunday 442 – Zoetropic

Posted in Porn, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on September 28, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Even in the days before colour had infused the world of pornography, and couples live streaming themselves fucking online was so far from the imagination that it would have blown Jules Verne’s mind quicker than he would have blown his load, a object of fascination in the parlour was the Zoetrope.

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Whilst I’ve long been a fan of vintage porn, especially Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 441 – Work clothes

Posted in Sinful Sunday with tags on September 21, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s been a while since work has seen me sat a desk for a protacted period. And for mid September, in a converted loft, (both my solitary bedroom and office space) it was Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 440 – Bruise pristine

Posted in Sinful Sunday with tags , , on September 14, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

For some Sunday Sinners, bruises are obviously something to be proud of. A mark of devotion? I’m not sure – it’s not my thing. [Ed: Not that we’re criticising – your kink is yours and you have every right to it.]┬áBut …

Having got home from holiday feeling incredibly horny, it was inevitable that Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 439 – An Englishman abroad

Posted in Sinful Sunday with tags , , on September 7, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Sadly I’m not one of those people who will turn a shade of bronze at the parting of winter clouds, and am more likely to take on the hue of a freshly boiled lobster if I stay out in even the UK’s restrained sun for more than a couple of hours.

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Sinful Sunday 435 – Special C

Posted in Sinful Sunday with tags , , , on August 10, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Every once in a while, a story surfaces (typically in the tabloid press) about someone seeing Jesus or Elvis in their toast. Obviously they haven’t, and it’s not a sign from God. It’s not the Messiah, it’s a very crisp slice of bread. But the human brain loves patterns, be that faces on toast or flying pigs in cloud formations. It’s called pareidolia and it’s a large part of how we learn to process the world.

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I’ve never seen Elvis or Jesus in my toast. Perhaps indicative of Continue reading

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