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Sinful Sunday 341 – Don’t blame me!

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on October 21, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Dear Reader, I would like to apologise for this photo, and emphasise it is really not my fault. I’m blaming Jo for it. It’s not that she directed the photo shoot (I wish!), let alone snuck into my house and snapped it when I wasn’t looking, nor did she supply me with the necessary accessories, but she is absolutely guilty of inspiring the homage to her own image and, most significantly, of catalysing its creation with her active approval of the idea.

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It’s not even as if she was remotely repentant. So if there is anything about this shot that

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Sinful Sunday 340 – Not so innocent 

Posted in Sinful Sunday with tags , , on October 14, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

We may all be Sinners, but I’m sure that doesn’t mean we’re all bad people. So please indulge me for a moment …

Wandering down the aisle of chilled cabinets in the supermarket, heading for the milk, something caught my eye. Of course that was exactly what it was meant to do, considering it was what some might consider a marketing gimmick. But a marketing gimmick with a little soul … and a little hat. Lined up amidst the fruit juices were little bottles with little woolly hats on.

The Innocent Smoothie website says …

Loneliness can be a big problem in later life. As many as 200,000 older people say they haven’t spoken to friends or family for over a month.
The hats on our smoothies raise money for activities at local Age UK centres where people […] can get together for things like lunches and dance classes.

The Big Knit started back in 2003 with an idea. We asked some older people, and some younger people, to knit little woolly hats. We put those hats on our smoothies, and for each one sold we made a donation of 25p to Age UK.
The idea snowballed and so far the people of the UK have knitted an astonishing 6 million hats. Together we’ve raised over £2 million for Age UK and we hope to raise much more in the future.

For personal reasons I believe this is a very noble cause. So if you see a smoothie bottle wearing a hat, buy it.

But what’s that got to do with Sinful Sunday?

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Sinful Sunday 339 – Mysterious package

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sex toys, Sinful Sunday with tags , , , , on October 8, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Having placed the wholly unjustifiable order for an unfeasibly kinky, arse-and-pussy-fucking, pinky-purple, double dildo, and despite asking for the dispatch to be delayed so the discrete package didn’t arrive at the weekend (in the circumstances I really didn’t want to have to deal with well, aren’t you going to open it? ), things were bound not to go smoothly.

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Sinful Sunday 338 – Batteries not included

Posted in Fetishwear, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on September 30, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

As much as I like the idea of Fluid as a Sinful Sunday prompt this week, I’m not going with the theme. Partly because I only spotted the proompt after I’d created this post, and partly because I’m not sure I want to win the prize. So I’m not entering the competition. Anyway …

Continuing my Sinful theme of not-a-dick-pic, I had a think about what sex is when a dick isn’t involved.
The obvious first answers are oral and masturbation. But then there’s phone sex, sexting, sex toys … well, you don’t need me to list all the ways to get your rocks off.
Then I thought about what gets my rocks off.
Which lead me to ask how could I combine some of those things in a single image … all without a dick.
The answer included three elements:

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Sinful Sunday 337: They really are …

Posted in Sinful Sunday, Underwear with tags , , on September 23, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

There are a few more pics in the pipeline for my recent Sinful Sunday not-a-dick-pic theme, but this week I just had to take a quick break. There is a dick in the pic, but bear in mind the dick is not the star of the show, it is merely a member of the supporting cast … if you’ll excuse the pun.

Because don’t you just love it when things turn out to be how you’d hoped?
Like when you look at something on a website, knowing that the photographs have been tweaked just a little to make them look particularly enticing. Yet when they arrive in the post, it turns out the photos hadn’t been touched up much at all.

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Sinful Sunday 336 – No dick pic

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday on September 16, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

This image was created a couple of months ago, and it was my intention that it would be submitted for the respective Sinful Sunday. Indeed the post was written and scheduled, but at the last minute I decided it wasn’t what wanted to say that day. It possibly wasn’t what I wanted to say ever! I archived the image.   Then, in response to my Sinful Sunday 335 submission, there was a typo which I both found very amusing, and brought this photo to mind

A couple of months ago, when I’d created the image, the more I thought about this, the more I felt it worked. I should say it is potentially quite controversial, so if you don’t want to be challenged, stop here. But we’re all grown-ups, right? So …

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Sinful Sunday 335 – Contemplation

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on September 9, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Having resolved to not submit dick pics for Sinful Sunday, at least in the short term, and whilst I have several ideas for shots, what with a week’s holiday running straight into 3 solid weeks of work, finding time to do  something more creative is going to have to wait. But being on holiday presented another opportunity.

Normally I have a shower every morning.
The cottage we rented for a week had no shower, only a bath.

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