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Sinful Sunday 435 – Special C

Posted in Sinful Sunday with tags , , , on August 10, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Every once in a while, a story surfaces (typically in the tabloid press) about someone seeing Jesus or Elvis in their toast. Obviously they haven’t, and it’s not a sign from God. It’s not the Messiah, it’s a very crisp slice of bread. But the human brain loves patterns, be that faces on toast or flying pigs in cloud formations. It’s called pareidolia and it’s a large part of how we learn to process the world.

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Sinful Sunday 434 – Cum down

Posted in Sinful Sunday with tags , on August 3, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Down and dirty.
Getting down to it.
Down there.
Going down.

None of this.

Just the cum down.

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Sinful Sunday 433 – A ring of truth

Posted in Ball stretching, Dr Ruth, Fixing a broken marriage, Sinful Sunday with tags , , , , on July 27, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Being acknowledged is sexy. Knowing that Someone is taking notice of You, especially in a sexual sense, is a huge aphrodisiac. And in the wake of several days with Dr Ruth, my Wife simultaneously being obliged to consider my perspective and actually expressing both empathy and regret for Her behaviour towards me, and then being OK when I said I felt horny … well … it’s a virtuous circle and the last couple of days have seen Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 431 – 100 of the best

Posted in Sinful Sunday with tags , , , on July 13, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

From a distance, I appear in relatively good shape for my age, but my tendencey to wear loose fitting t-shirts hides a multitude of calorific sins. You might site my other Sinful Sunday posts as evidence to the contrary, but I have long known how to hide my love handles for a photo – a twist of the shoulders here, a stretch there, inhale … and … watch the birdie

Have you ever noticed how

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Sinful Sunday 430 – One Shot Two Ways

Posted in Sinful Sunday with tags , , , on July 6, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

It was with regret that I packaged up my camera and labelled it up for shipping to its new owner. It was time for a clear out and an eBay selling frenzy had proved usefully profitable. But it did mean I had to part with a camera I loved. This high end compact had captured images of my perversity in all its naked, sordid, kinky, porno-selfie glory but had made way in my pocket for a small system camera.

The sale did, however, mark the missing of an opportunity.
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Sinful Sunday 429 – Threesome or moresome?

Posted in Ball stretching, Sinful Sunday with tags , on June 29, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Kink is like a drug. I’m not suggesting it is drug, nor that it is directly analogous, but the received wisdom is that the regularity and hardness of narcotics have an inherently escalating path. I don’t find it at all difficult to believe that my descent into my fetishes has been equally incremental, not least when it comes to Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 248 – Halfway up the stairs

Posted in Sinful Sunday with tags , on June 22, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Halfway up the stairs, there’s a stair where I sit
There isn’t any other stair quite like it
It’s not at the bottom, it’s not at the top
And when I want to have a wank it is where I like stop

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