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Sinful Sunday 479 – Once a perv …

Posted in Fetishwear, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on June 13, 2020 by Accidental Masturbator

Not for the first time in the last few months, circumstances have seen me alone in the old family home. This time was slightly different in that, rather than occurrences drawing me there, I was driven there. Or rather I ran away from home and hid there. I’ll spare you the details [Ed: Or rather AM will spare himself the details.] suffice to say I had time on my hands and no shortage of history though which to dig.

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Amongst a drawer full of old clothes I found a selection of Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 451 – Sucks like a …?

Posted in Sinful Sunday with tags , , , on May 30, 2020 by Accidental Masturbator

Admit it, Dear Female Reader, you’ve sat on the washing machine, your pussy bearing down on the corner of the unit as it juddered through a 1400rpm spin cycle with a deliberately unbalanced load. And if you haven’t, you’ve almost certainly thought about it.

Sinful Sunday

And I’ll bet my left testicle that you, Dear Male Reader, have looked at Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 476 – Power tool

Posted in Sinful Sunday with tags , , , on May 23, 2020 by Accidental Masturbator

One of the greatest reliefs of lock-down, for many of us, has been the reopening of DIY stores. The ability to tackle tasks that have been over-due or unfinished, especially when we have time on our hands has been truly welcome. There’s nothing worse than a do-it-yourself enthusiast with time on their hands.

As you know, Innuendo Loving Reader, for a long time I’ve Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 466 – Protection

Posted in Sinful Sunday with tags , , on March 14, 2020 by Accidental Masturbator

As the world cowers in terror at the prospect of catching a cold, and major sporting events are getting cancelled left right and centre, just remember to always play safe and wear protection …

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Sinful Sunday 461 – Exposure

Posted in Sinful Sunday with tags , , on February 8, 2020 by Accidental Masturbator

A picture tells a thousand words … or sometimes none.
I could easily leave this picture to tell it’s own story … or whatever story you feel it tells.
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Sinful Sunday 460 – Grown-up

Posted in Sinful Sunday with tags , , , , on February 2, 2020 by Accidental Masturbator

Back at the family home, alone, for the first time in many, many years. This is where I grew up.

It’s odd being back now. It’s odd being here alone. Somehow there is still a sense of having to behave. As if a grown-up might walk in at any moment and reprimand. That will not happen now, but there still feels an obligation to be respectful.

Sometimes, when I misbehave, I have Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 450 – WTF

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags on November 24, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

(This week is unprecedented, as My photo is not entirely My photo. It is My photo, in as much as it was taken for Me and at My request, but as you will see, it most definitely is not a photo of Me.)

What the fuck?
Actually, what’s the fucking point?
Seriously! What is the point?

What’s the point of porn?

The simple answer is Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 448 – Poster boy

Posted in Sinful Sunday with tags , , , on November 9, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Anyone who grew up in the UK in the 80s undoubtedly had at least one Athena poster on their bedroom wall. Their art prints and posters were as ubiquitous as their subject matter, ranging from cute kittens and fast cars to art-deco seascapes and air-brush kisses. At least two of their posters have become genuine icons of the late 20th century.

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Sinful Sunday 442 – Zoetropic

Posted in Porn, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on September 28, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Even in the days before colour had infused the world of pornography, and couples live streaming themselves fucking online was so far from the imagination that it would have blown Jules Verne’s mind quicker than he would have blown his load, a object of fascination in the parlour was the Zoetrope.

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Whilst I’ve long been a fan of vintage porn, especially Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 441 – Work clothes

Posted in Sinful Sunday with tags on September 21, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s been a while since work has seen me sat a desk for a protacted period. And for mid September, in a converted loft, (both my solitary bedroom and office space) it was Continue reading

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