A tissue of lies

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex on my own with tags , , , on February 21, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Not surprisingly, after the minimalist start to January, it didn’t take long into Feb for the box of tissues on my bedside table to run dry. The empty box told a barely spoken truth.
Then it seemed the only time I had to myself was in the shower for a couple of weeks, so it wasn’t an issue, and there was always the box my Wife keeps on Her side of the bed on the couple of occasions that I needed to Continue reading

Not about sex, but …

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , on February 17, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

I was angry.
Really angry.
Not at Her. Not about sex. I was angry at someone else, and about something far more important. And justifiably angry.

I was also Continue reading

Valentine’s Day massacred

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , , on February 14, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

The plan was there was no plan. Did that constitute a plan? [shrug]

I was up an hour and a half before She was. That was fine – I didn’t want to face a sexless Valentine’s gesture when She woke. I’d laid the table for breakfast, as I do that most days, when She came downstairs and put an Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 305

Posted in Sinful Sunday with tags on February 12, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

I don’t like this photo.
Actually I do like it, in terms of structure, but it was take hurriedly on my phone, so the resolution is poor and it’s noisy. And then it was Continue reading

Probably not.

Posted in Underwear with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 10, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

As you know, Dear Reader, I’m a bit of an underwear junkie. My favorite brand these days is Ergowear, and as with the way online shopping, I get regular promotional emails from them.
[NB I’m not remotely connected with the company, and I don’t get anything  from them for plugging them.]

One of the most recent was titled 10 Signs Your Underwear Needs an Upgrade. An interesting presumption, I though, but I read on … Continue reading

A night in with a movie?

Posted in Porn, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , on February 8, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Having brought you free porn a few days ago, today something popped up in my social media feed that I’m sure you’ll be gagging to indulge in, Dear Reader. An ad for Controversial Classics on the British Film Institute’s website, along with an invitation for a free 30 day trial. Amongst other films, this features Maitresse, a 1976 film that might interest all my D/s readers, and which features Continue reading

Sinful Sunday – minimalist

Posted in Sinful Sunday with tags , , on February 5, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Can you believe I’ve never participated in Sinful Sunday? Maybe it’s time for a change.

If I’ve understood this correctly, the the idea for February Monthly Prompt weekend is to post an erotic(?) pic inspired by the word minimalist.
I thought about this for quite a while, and Continue reading

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