Dr Ruth asks …

Posted in Dr Ruth, Fixing a broken marriage, Sex therapy with tags , , on June 26, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

In just a few weeks time, my Wife and I will be sitting down for several days with Dr Ruth. [Ed. She’s not the real Dr Ruth*, but she seems to have a similar air about her. Or maybe that’s just AM’s hope.] There was a bit of to-ing and fro-ing as dates were sorted out, but it’s in the diary now and the deposit is paid.

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Sinful Sunday 248 – Halfway up the stairs

Posted in Sinful Sunday with tags , on June 22, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Halfway up the stairs, there’s a stair where I sit
There isn’t any other stair quite like it
It’s not at the bottom, it’s not at the top
And when I want to have a wank it is where I like stop

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Proud To Be A Pervert

Posted in Sexual politics with tags , , , on June 18, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Everyone wants to be one of the cool kids. Even the goth kids sulking in the corner of the park secretly want to fit in to something. Be part of a gang. A family. It’s probably a result if social media, the democratising of opinions, that there’s a proliferation of identity washing over (most of) the world these days.

The LGBTQ community are Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 427 – Assume the position

Posted in Fetishwear, Lingerie is for everyone, Sinful Sunday, Sinful Sunday Pick-of-the-week with tags , , on June 15, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Sadly we have come to the end of your tour of the Latex Quater [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] of My Suitcase of Salacious & Sordid Secrets. Please take all of your underwear with you as you dismount and don’t forget to wipe the seats. Thank you for riding with us. We hope you’ve enjoyed the trip and look forward to you cumming again. But before you leave …

Long before I got dressed for Orange is the New Black, I knew exactly the pose I wanted. There was, however, one other that I couldn’t not try.

Sinful Sunday Lingerie is for everyone

I have featured that pose with both these delightful versions in past posts …

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Ranked and wanked

Posted in Porn, Random stuff about sex with tags , , on June 11, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Feeling really quite horny after finishing proofing and scheduling a post, and having caught up on a couple of particularly pervy post from others, I felt the urge for a wank.
Nothing unusual there.
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Orange is the new black – Pt3 – Rubber review

Posted in Fetishwear, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , on June 9, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Anyone with a fetish for latex, or at least anyone who’s gone internet shopping for rubber fetishwear in the last few years, will doubtless have seen cheap Chinese clothing on eBay. There have often been criticisms of quality of latex used, standard of tailoring, and intellectual property transgressions when it comes to Chinese suppliers which, if they are to believed, may justify the adage you get what you pay for.

And yet …

What if it’s a difference between

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Sinful Sunday 426: Orange is the new black – Pt2

Posted in Fetishwear, Lingerie is for everyone, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday, Underwear with tags , , on June 8, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Yesterday was the back story.
Today, the back picture.

Sinful Sunday Lingerie is for everyone

I had to wait a long time for this outfit. The best part of 6 months, and I’ll tell you why tomorrow.
It’s also taken more than 18 months to get round to this photo shoot, so it’s probably best I don’t keep you waiting any longer, Expectant Reader … Continue reading

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