At the first hurdle

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , on February 25, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Timeline: Tuesday evening.
Designation: Fuck night.

At the office, it had been a tough day for my Wife.
When She got home, it was Continue reading

I really am …

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex on my own with tags , , on February 25, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

… to use Evie The Rabbit‘s word … insatiable.

It was only yesterday we agreed [Did we agree, or was it my unilateral suggestion?] to make time for sex on Tuesday nights and Sunday mornings.
It is only 16 or so hours until we will test our collective resolve for the first time.
It was only last week that I resolved to stop flaunting my horniness quite so much.
And yet …

Two hours before the alarm clock and I’m awake with a hand clasping my hard-on.
My Wife’s breathing and movement suggests She’s awake too.
I reach across to Her and Continue reading

Easy like Sunday morning … and Tuesday night.

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with my wife with tags , , , , on February 24, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Me: Is this anything more than a one off?
Her: I don’t know. We don’t have to, if you don’t want to.
There was a pause. It was ominous.
Her: If you mean am I usually too tired and stressed? Yes. If you mean are we usually going to bed and getting up at different times? Yes.
Me: If that’s all, then it’s all surmountable.

The conversation is a bit of blur from then on.

Me: We just Continue reading

Fuck Club

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , on February 23, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

How much can you know about yourself, if you’ve never really fucked?
When you wake up with carpet burns on your knees, soaked in cum and sweat, and your genitals raw and aching, can you wake up as a different person?
Losing all hope is freedom.
Passion. Endorphins. Lube.
It’s only Continue reading


Posted in Sex on my own, Sex with other people with tags , , , on February 21, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

As you might well expect, Loyal Reader, knowing how juxtaposed my sexual past and present are, there are many things that I miss. That’s not to say my past merits bragging; more that I just miss the playfulness I’ve been lucky enough to enjoy in times gone by.

For no good reason, today, the thing I found myself missing was Continue reading

Guest Blog – Always read the small print

Posted in Sex on February 19, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

For some unknown reason, I’ve contemplating inviting a guest to write something for my blog. And then out of the escapistgirl telling me how … oh, why don’t I let her tell you.


Your iced-cocktails post was a light bulb idea. [AM: Dear Reader, if you haven’t read the post to which escapistgirl is referring, now would be a good moment to do so, else what follows may make little sense.]

I am probably the only person crazy enough to actually try it. I feel ridiculous and giddy at the same time. I decided to try it because Continue reading

How long is a piece of string?

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex on my own with tags , , , on February 17, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

As She got out of bed I started wanking. She hadn’t yet left the room, and whilst it was dark and my actions were silent, She must have known. She was meant to know.
Wile She showered, I Continue reading


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