Abnormality

Posted in Not quite about sex but ..., Sexual politics with tags , , , , on April 23, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Normality is boring.
Ok, that’s quite a negative way of looking at it. Normality is comfortable and reassuring and safe. But stepping outside the norm is fun. Challenging preconceptions is a lot of fun. And running the gauntlet when it comes to sex is something some of us consider rather special kind of fun. Which is precisely what Continue reading

Time for a change

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Meet the Masturbator with tags , , , on April 22, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

If you know this blog well, Dear Reader, and have been dropping by regularly over the last month or so, you’ll know it’s been quiet round here recently. For various reasons I’ve been re-assessing why I write publicly and what I write about. I think it can all be summed up in the following ways:

  1. It’s fun. I’ve always enjoyed sex, and writing about it is almost as self gratifying as Continue reading

Packing

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage on April 11, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

We booked a last minute holiday. Just a few days away. It’s been more than two baran months since my overly optimistic suggestion of regular sex and I briefly considered packing condoms but, as I have decided, yet again, it’s really not worth the effort to invest in our sex life, I almost instantly ruled it out.

We’d planned to leave in the evening and drive for a few hours at the end of the day, so we could all wake up on holiday, and not start the day with the inevitable rush round the house trying to find all the crap we really wuodn’t need to take, but would take anyway. This would mean I’d pick up my Wife from Her office.

She left for work.

Half an hour later I got a text message from Her … Continue reading

Discovery?

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex on April 10, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Several of your number, Dear Reader, noticed recently that my blog disappeared from public view. As I explained to them directly (whenever possible), something crossed my radar in the blogosphere that Continue reading

Vagina piercings count as FGM, even if you’re a consenting adult

Posted in Sexual politics with tags , , , on March 20, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Source BBC Newsbeat
By Amelia Butterly – Newsbeat reporter – 19 March 2015 Health

All women who have “intimate piercings” will be classified as having suffered female genital mutilation (FGM), the Department of Health says.

Even if an adult consents to having it done, she will still be said to Continue reading

Purple

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , on March 18, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Nature. Ain’t it wonderful.
That, and the mind. That’s wonderful too. Especially minds like yours and mine, Dear Pervert. Because we can see sex where there isn’t any. Like in nature. Like in Continue reading

I need to get out more

Posted in Underwear with tags , , , on March 17, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

This has got to stop. I need to unsubscribe from underwear marketing emails because I just fell prey to yet another one. Whilst I’m thrilled to have found a brand that I really, really like, as mentioned recently, I have enough smalls to wear a different pair every day for an entire month. I am rapidly becoming the Imelda Marcos of budgie smugglers. It has to stop!

I must be particularly in touch with my feminine side at the minute, because just as I got suckered by some stereotype challenging manties a few weeks ago, it was Continue reading

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