That’s not your game face

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , on October 14, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Randomly watching night time TV, I caught an interview with Roisin Conaty, promoting her new TV comedy series, Game Face. She related a sexual encounter in which … Continue reading

Inappropriate observations

Posted in Fetishwear, Parenting, Sexual politics with tags , , , , , on October 11, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Once a week, for around a month, I have spent a morning in a stereotypically mum environment. As the only full time dad, I stick out like a sore thumb [Ed: Though AM’s sore thumb probably doesn’t stick out quite as much as the full-time-dad-chip on his full-time-dad-shoulder.] and I was openly applauded the first time I turned up for putting myself in that situation as a full-time-dad … much as a full time mum would be openly applauded for enrolling on a brick layers course. [Ed: See? Told ya! Fucking big chip on His shoulder.]

As with many similar gatherings, there was no shortage Continue reading

Lingerie Is For Everyone 39 – Call my bluff

Posted in Lingerie is for everyone, Underwear with tags , , , on October 8, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Being of the generation who learned to use phones before they had buttons, I’m not always ahead of the curve when it comes to trends in social media. Only after much badgering from various friends and acquaintances did I finally sign up to Whatsapp a few months ago. I’m still not sure why it is supposed to be better than email etc, but you can either be on the inside, or on the outside.

Lingerie is for everyone

Over night the following conversation Continue reading

Private hobbies

Posted in Meet the Masturbator, Porn, Sexual politics on October 7, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

A leaking pipe meant the plumber arrived as I was editing an image for Sinful Sunday. There was a larger-than-life-size image of Continue reading

Nasty words

Posted in Sexual politics with tags , on September 30, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

In 1785, Francis Grose‘s A Classical Dictionary of The Vulgar Tongue listed the word as C**T as meaning a nasty name for a nasty thing. Having fathered 10 children, it seems likely Grose was quite fond of cunt, so his definition is perhaps a little disingenous.

According to Holy Shi*t by Melissa Mohr, profanity can Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 442 – Zoetropic

Posted in Porn, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on September 28, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Even in the days before colour had infused the world of pornography, and couples live streaming themselves fucking online was so far from the imagination that it would have blown Jules Verne’s mind quicker than he would have blown his load, a object of fascination in the parlour was the Zoetrope.

Sinful Sunday

Whilst I’ve long been a fan of vintage porn, especially Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 441 – Work clothes

Posted in Sinful Sunday with tags on September 21, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s been a while since work has seen me sat a desk for a protacted period. And for mid September, in a converted loft, (both my solitary bedroom and office space) it was Continue reading

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