Sinful Sunday 341 – Don’t blame me!

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on October 21, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Dear Reader, I would like to apologise for this photo, and emphasise it is really not my fault. I’m blaming Jo for it. It’s not that she directed the photo shoot (I wish!), let alone snuck into my house and snapped it when I wasn’t looking, nor did she supply me with the necessary accessories, but she is absolutely guilty of inspiring the homage to her own image and, most significantly, of catalysing its creation with her active approval of the idea.

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It’s not even as if she was remotely repentant. So if there is anything about this shot that

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Twisted fate

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex toys with tags , , on October 19, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

At some time in a past life I must have met up with Fate and really pissed her off. Or perhaps it was just karma (sutra). Of course it could just have been that shit just happens. Or maybe it was indeed Fate but, because She knows the future, she was trying to give me a benevolent nudge. I don’t know which but when I placed what I shall here forth refer to as Jo’s order, it never occurred to me that I would have to deal with a repeat of the my recent postal debacle.

It was about 5:30am when

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When it rains …

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , on October 17, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

In the UK, in the last couple of years, we seem to have adopted the habit of naming storms, and this week we have seen (the now downgraded) Storm Ophelia arrive from the Atlantic. Except every time Continue reading

I’m blaming Jo

Posted in Sex toys with tags , , , , on October 16, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s your fault, Jo. If you hadn’t been quite so enthusiastic about me trying to recreate your fantastic Sinful Sunday pose. You know the one. The shot from a low level, gazing up your gorgeous legs to your peach of an arse, all naked except for a pair of black fishnet stockings. This picture …

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Sinful Sunday 340 – Not so innocent 

Posted in Sinful Sunday with tags , , on October 14, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

We may all be Sinners, but I’m sure that doesn’t mean we’re all bad people. So please indulge me for a moment …

Wandering down the aisle of chilled cabinets in the supermarket, heading for the milk, something caught my eye. Of course that was exactly what it was meant to do, considering it was what some might consider a marketing gimmick. But a marketing gimmick with a little soul … and a little hat. Lined up amidst the fruit juices were little bottles with little woolly hats on.

The Innocent Smoothie website says …

Loneliness can be a big problem in later life. As many as 200,000 older people say they haven’t spoken to friends or family for over a month.
The hats on our smoothies raise money for activities at local Age UK centres where people […] can get together for things like lunches and dance classes.

The Big Knit started back in 2003 with an idea. We asked some older people, and some younger people, to knit little woolly hats. We put those hats on our smoothies, and for each one sold we made a donation of 25p to Age UK.
The idea snowballed and so far the people of the UK have knitted an astonishing 6 million hats. Together we’ve raised over £2 million for Age UK and we hope to raise much more in the future.

For personal reasons I believe this is a very noble cause. So if you see a smoothie bottle wearing a hat, buy it.

But what’s that got to do with Sinful Sunday?

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Focus on the job in hand

Posted in Porn, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , on October 11, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s oft said that the key to a good oral sex is eye contact. Whilst what you do with your mouth is debatably more important, I’d say the eye contact aspect is a little more complicated than that. It’s not just about looking at your lover as you lick the juices from their genitals – it’s about what you say with your eyes.

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Sinful Sunday 339 – Mysterious package

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sex toys, Sinful Sunday with tags , , , , on October 8, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Having placed the wholly unjustifiable order for an unfeasibly kinky, arse-and-pussy-fucking, pinky-purple, double dildo, and despite asking for the dispatch to be delayed so the discrete package didn’t arrive at the weekend (in the circumstances I really didn’t want to have to deal with well, aren’t you going to open it? ), things were bound not to go smoothly.

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